{"id":1671,"date":"2012-10-28T14:27:22","date_gmt":"2012-10-28T14:27:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=1671"},"modified":"2012-10-28T14:27:22","modified_gmt":"2012-10-28T14:27:22","slug":"064-proof-of-my-evil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=1671","title":{"rendered":"064 Proof of My Evil"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/2110502\/height\/325\/width\/325\/direction\/no\/autoplay\/no\/autonext\/no\/thumbnail\/yes\/preload\/no\/no_addthis\/no\/\" height=\"325\" width=\"325\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/064-Proof-of-My-Evil.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/064-Proof-of-My-Evil-300x223.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"064 Proof of My Evil\" width=\"300\" height=\"223\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1679\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/064-Proof-of-My-Evil-300x223.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/064-Proof-of-My-Evil-402x300.jpg 402w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/064-Proof-of-My-Evil.jpg 804w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Who doesn&#8217;t love Halloween?  Sure, Christmas gets a lot of attention because it takes the most planning, but unless you&#8217;re a mall Santa, there&#8217;s not a lot of chance to play dress-up.  Halloween is a chance to act silly because you&#8217;re not really being yourself.  You would never jump out from a bush and yell <em>&#8220;BLAAARGH!&#8221; <\/em>. . . but a goofy pirate might.  You would never drink too much and go home with <em>that<\/em> guy, but Sexy Alice in Wonderland is in the mood for a tumble down the rabbit hole.  Go ahead Sponge Bob, eat that huge bag of candy.  You&#8217;ll still fit into those square pants tomorrow.  It&#8217;s fun to pretend we&#8217;re someone else, especially someone who doesn&#8217;t exist, because it takes that whole burden of responsibility off for a while.  Wear the mask, have some fun, then go back to boring old &#8220;real life&#8221; November 1st.  And if your costume lends itself to making a specific lasting impression, by all means go for it.  If you&#8217;re dressing up as John Dillinger, make sure to stop in at the bank.  If you&#8217;re a mad bomber, see if you can make it through airport security.  If you&#8217;re dressed as a pimp, slap a bitch.  If you&#8217;re dressing up as a priest or scout leader . . . may we suggest a different costume.  You can only take this &#8220;It wasn&#8217;t me, it was the outfit&#8221; garbage just so far, right?<\/p>\n<p>In this week&#8217;s <em>Bad Movie Review<\/em>, Luka goes back to 2003 and takes a <strong>Wrong Turn <\/strong>(see what we did there?).  You may not have seen this movie, but you&#8217;ve definitly seen it before.  A carload of attractive college students are on a Spring break road trip and decide to take a short cut, right?  Sound familiar?  And they stop at a gas station an get directions from a vaguely threatening backwoods hick?  Of course they do.  Then they run over a spiked chain that blows out their tires and they end up being picked off, one by one, by a family of inbred cannibals.  Yadda-yadda, la-dee-da, pass the popcorn, we&#8217;ve been down this old dirt road before.  This time our usual vile villains are a trio of deformed brothers by the names of One-Eye, Three-Fingers and Sawtooth (or the <em>Artist Formerly Known As Fuckface<\/em>).  Like any teen-screamer, <strong>Wrong Turn<\/strong> has had more the necessary amount of sequels and prequels, usually released directly to video.  All of these are your standard, run-of-the-mill, snark worthy fare.  In other words, get your snacks, get comfy, and get ready to point and laugh.<\/p>\n<p><em>We took a short detour down <strong>Halloween Movie Memory Lane<\/strong>.  Here are some sentimental favorites from years gone by:<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/POSTER-HALLOWEEN.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/POSTER-HALLOWEEN-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"POSTER-HALLOWEEN\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-1688\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/a89.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/a89-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"a89\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-1687\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Abominable-Dr-Phibes.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Abominable-Dr-Phibes-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Abominable-Dr-Phibes\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-1686\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Mockingbird Lane<\/strong>:  Well, it was going to be a pilot for a new series, but now they&#8217;re calling it a &#8220;Halloween Special&#8221;.  Take our word for it, this is no <strong>Great Pumpkin<\/strong>.  Oh Eddie . . .<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/mockingbird-lane.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/mockingbird-lane.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"mockingbird-lane\" width=\"600\" height=\"520\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1678\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/mockingbird-lane.jpg 600w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/mockingbird-lane-300x260.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/mockingbird-lane-346x300.jpg 346w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>If you aren&#8217;t doing anything fun for Halloween this year, why not make yourself feel better by laughing at this stupid family and their potentially rabid dog? Please enjoy the low-income thrills of <strong>Halloween Party (1953)<\/strong>!<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/dbRlA03cLTk\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>From Skullard&#8217;s Postcard Collection:<\/strong>  This one&#8217;s a classic.  Mine&#8217;s only a copy and I wish I had an original, but I adore the silliness of it.  That witch must be driving like a maniac, because all the veggies look scared shitless.  Hell, the pickle fell out!  That&#8217;s what you get for not buckling up, ya briney bastard!  And is it just me, or does that car&#8217;s smile remind anyone else of Speed-Buggy?  &#8220;A-ROOMA-ZOOM-<strong>ZOOM<\/strong>!&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/halloweenlantern.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/halloweenlantern.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"halloweenlantern\" width=\"500\" height=\"331\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1677\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/halloweenlantern.jpg 500w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/halloweenlantern-300x198.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/halloweenlantern-453x300.jpg 453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who doesn&#8217;t love Halloween? Sure, Christmas gets a lot of attention because it takes the most planning, but unless you&#8217;re a mall Santa, there&#8217;s not a lot of chance to play dress-up. 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