{"id":181,"date":"2011-08-08T09:20:39","date_gmt":"2011-08-08T09:20:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=181"},"modified":"2011-08-11T20:01:04","modified_gmt":"2011-08-11T20:01:04","slug":"008-be-on-the-lookout-for-orange-goo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=181","title":{"rendered":"008  Be On The Lookout For Orange Goo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/player.wizzard.tv\/player\/o\/j\/x\/131279490145\/config\/k-f66fc0306886ccea\/uuid\/root\/height\/325\/width\/325\/episode\/k-47b5f0a66684555e.m4v\"><\/script><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/008-Be-On-The-Lookout-For-Orange-Goo.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/008-Be-On-The-Lookout-For-Orange-Goo-300x164.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"008 Be On The Lookout For Orange Goo\" width=\"300\" height=\"164\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-182\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/008-Be-On-The-Lookout-For-Orange-Goo-300x164.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/008-Be-On-The-Lookout-For-Orange-Goo-1024x560.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/008-Be-On-The-Lookout-For-Orange-Goo.jpg 1097w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>We have so much news this week, you&#8217;d think we were NPR.  Then you&#8217;d listen and think, &#8220;No, I owe Scott Simon an apology.&#8221;  Still, there&#8217;s a lot of news, and no small portion of it about hillbillies.  Lawd, how we love those uncultured denizens of the back woods.  They&#8217;ll pick up roadkill to turn into clothing, let thier children drive thier trucks and stick thier hands into unidentified substances to get a good, long sniff.  We also provide you with more than your recommended daily allowance of wildlife: lions and lobsters and bears (Oh, my!), a hungry rat and some schmuck in a bunny suit wearing a tutu.  And if you ever wondered how the Skullard\/Luka consortium feels toward bullies, we go on the record with our response to such vile, low-life pig-fuckers.<\/p>\n<p>This week&#8217;s Bad Movie Review considers <strong>Sleepaway Camp<\/strong> (1983), a shocking tale with a twist ending we saw coming several miles away.  Relive those care-free days of summer as you watch one body pile atop the last.  Sure, the killings are brutal and gruesome, but the blow is softened a bit considering everyone attending this camp is a rank asshole.  And you thought church camp was a pain in the ass.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re in on the ground floor as Skullard pitches his idea for an anime series.  This could be our ticket, boys and girls.  Or not.<\/p>\n<p>This is a long one, so strap yourselves in.  There wasn&#8217;t even time to have a Random Encounter!  We&#8217;ve really got to learn to restrain ourselves, and that&#8217;s not code for kinky stuff.  Get your mind out of the gutter, and get it into Episode 008 of <strong>What Could Go Wrong?<\/strong>  Enjoy!<\/p>\n<p><em>Mmmmm . . . get some tail with some nice, fresh <strong>rat-bread<\/strong><\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/rat-wide1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/rat-wide1.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"rat-wide\" width=\"690\" height=\"470\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-200\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/rat-wide1.jpg 690w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/rat-wide1-300x204.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 690px) 100vw, 690px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Here&#8217;s the protagonist of Skullard&#8217;s new anime <strong>Stir-Fry Panic!<\/strong>  A Star is Bjorn!<\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/bjorn2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/bjorn2.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"bjorn2\" width=\"250\" height=\"419\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-197\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Should you allow petty day-to-day problems fill you with violent rage? Probably not! This weeks short <strong>Control Your Emotions (1950)<\/strong> helps you learn how to cope.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"425\" height=\"349\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6k4D7pu_-ys\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We have so much news this week, you&#8217;d think we were NPR. Then you&#8217;d listen and think, &#8220;No, I owe Scott Simon an apology.&#8221; Still, there&#8217;s a lot of news, and no small portion of it about hillbillies. 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