{"id":1921,"date":"2013-01-06T13:59:52","date_gmt":"2013-01-06T13:59:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=1921"},"modified":"2013-01-06T15:24:28","modified_gmt":"2013-01-06T15:24:28","slug":"072-a-sign-in-the-yard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=1921","title":{"rendered":"072 A Sign In The Yard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"http:\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/2175927\/height\/325\/width\/325\/theme\/legacy\/direction\/no\/autoplay\/no\/autonext\/no\/thumbnail\/yes\/preload\/no\/no_addthis\/no\/\" height=\"325\" width=\"325\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/072-A-Sign-In-The-Yard.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/072-A-Sign-In-The-Yard-300x222.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"072 A Sign In The Yard\" width=\"300\" height=\"222\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1929\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/072-A-Sign-In-The-Yard-300x222.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/072-A-Sign-In-The-Yard-405x300.jpg 405w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/072-A-Sign-In-The-Yard.jpg 810w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Please open your hymnals to hymn number 286: &#8220;I Surrender All&#8221;.<br \/>\nAll to you guys I surrender,<br \/>\nAll to you I freely give,<br \/>\nI will ever be what you want,<br \/>\nFor acceptance daily live.<\/p>\n<p>I surrender aaaaaaaaall, I surrender aaaaaaaaall,<br \/>\nI will be just what&#8217;s expected . . . I surrender all.<\/p>\n<p>All to this church I surrender,<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll do anything to fit,<br \/>\nNever mind what God has made me,<br \/>\nWithout church I&#8217;m worthless shit,<\/p>\n<p>I surrender aaaaaaaall, I surrender aaaaaaall,<br \/>\nWho I am inside means nothing . . . I surrender all.<\/p>\n<p>Oh no! This week&#8217;s Bad Movie vividly depicts axe murders! Also chicken and hog farming! And there&#8217;s a dairy in there somewhere. And if that doesn&#8217;t scare you, learning about what a bitchy diva Joan Crawford was probably will. Luka enjoys the <em>Good Unintenionally Bad Movie <\/em><strong>Strait-Jacket (1964)<\/strong>! (Please take it easy. Have a glass of milk. It&#8217;ll relax you.)<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/r4G7jwVJRnc\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>Behold the infamous Kitty-Net!  <strong>Hello Kitty&#8217;s <\/strong>catch-phrase is, &#8220;You can never have too many friends,&#8221; and we intend to test the limits of that theory. <strong> HIDDEN PUZZLE!<\/strong>  One of these things is not like the others.  Can <strong>YOU<\/strong> find the hidden alien thing?<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/kittynet.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/kittynet.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"kittynet\" width=\"600\" height=\"454\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1928\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/kittynet.jpg 600w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/kittynet-300x227.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/kittynet-396x300.jpg 396w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><br \/>\nLuka is world champion of &#8220;Hello Kitty Cafe&#8221; . . . for the moment.  Might as well document he #1 standing while we can.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/leaderboard.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/leaderboard.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"leaderboard\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1931\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/leaderboard.jpg 600w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/leaderboard-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/leaderboard-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Luka just plays HK Cafe for funzies, but make no mistake: <strong>Kitty<\/strong> is in it to win it!<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/inittoowinit.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/inittoowinit.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"inittoowinit\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1932\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/inittoowinit.jpg 400w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/inittoowinit-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Once again, <a href=\"http:\/\/incompetech.com\/\">Kevin MacLeod<\/a> goes for the epic sound in this brand new offering for 2013.<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Erzvm7J9VM4\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>Why take care of your own pet if someone else will do it for you? Why struggle with your lessons if you can get Dad to help? This is an easy way to get by. Please observe as befuddled teenagers realize just how useless they are with this week&#8217;s educational short; <strong>Developing Self-Reliance<\/strong> (1951)<\/em>!<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/aU9KOylKuY8\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>From Skullard&#8217;s Postcard Collection<\/strong>:  Yes, they do mean <strong>every<\/strong> Sunday.  You don&#8217;t want to miss a single offering, er, service.  And do note the &#8220;faithful unto death&#8221; reference at the bottom.  That&#8217;s the evangelical version of a &#8220;soft sell&#8221;.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/comeeverysunday.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/comeeverysunday.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"comeeverysunday\" width=\"314\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1930\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/comeeverysunday.jpg 314w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/comeeverysunday-188x300.jpg 188w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 314px) 100vw, 314px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please open your hymnals to hymn number 286: &#8220;I Surrender All&#8221;. All to you guys I surrender, All to you I freely give, I will ever be what you want, For acceptance daily live. I surrender aaaaaaaaall, I surrender aaaaaaaaall, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=1921\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[397,4,88],"tags":[427,424,399,428,425,423,426],"class_list":["post-1921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apps","category-bad-movies","category-television","tag-christianity","tag-developing-self-reliance","tag-hello-kitty-cafe","tag-joan-crawford","tag-kingdom","tag-strait-jacket","tag-the-queen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1921","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1921"}],"version-history":[{"count":24,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1921\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1949,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1921\/revisions\/1949"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1921"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}