{"id":2018,"date":"2013-01-27T17:16:11","date_gmt":"2013-01-27T17:16:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2018"},"modified":"2013-01-29T00:48:20","modified_gmt":"2013-01-29T00:48:20","slug":"075-your-name-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2018","title":{"rendered":"075 Your Name Here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"http:\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/2197781\/height\/325\/width\/325\/theme\/legacy\/direction\/no\/autoplay\/no\/autonext\/no\/thumbnail\/yes\/preload\/no\/no_addthis\/no\/\" height=\"325\" width=\"325\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/075-Your-Name-Here.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/075-Your-Name-Here-300x223.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"075 Your Name Here\" width=\"300\" height=\"223\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2021\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/075-Your-Name-Here-300x223.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/075-Your-Name-Here-403x300.jpg 403w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/075-Your-Name-Here.jpg 807w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Have you ever ran naked on a stranger&#8217;s roof?  Have you ever dumped the contents of a vacuum before having warning shots fired over your head?  Have you ever been tasered after rubbing children&#8217;s laundry on your face?  Well, what <strong>have<\/strong> you been doing with your life, loser?  Maybe it&#8217;s time you started listening to those voices from the internet.  Maybe it&#8217;s time you stuffed Satan in a bottle, stuck it in your book bag, and stike out into the world like a bold member of Seal Team Six.  Live a little.  Offer a dollar to one stripper, then give it to a whole different stripper.  Provoke a healthy dialogue.  Light 27 metric tons of goat cheese on fire in a tunnel.  Be the first on your block to do so!  Life is such a fleeting specter; embrace the chaos of existance while you still have breath.  Damn the consequences!  Full steam ahead!  <strong>What Could Go Wrong?*<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Calling this little person &#8220;Sinful&#8221; is understating it just a tad.  <strong>The Sinful Dwarf <\/strong>(1973) stitches together our shameful ill-ease for the diminuitive with the natural repulsion we feel for sexual victimization of the vulnerable.  In other words, izza larf riot!  Jack Black&#8217;s shrunken doppleganger lurches and lears his way through this exploitation flick, wringing his hands and chortling like the pint-sized second coming of Snydley Whiplash.  Bare bodies abound in this debauched bordello, run by the S.D.&#8217;s mother, a sloppy chanteuse who hooks hotties on heroine before chaining them in the attic to serve as sexual punching clowns.  Whee!  Not really so much of a horror film as a horrific one.  Here&#8217;s the trailer, because really, you weren&#8217;t planning on sleeping tonight, were you?<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FQyrYZBoS1g\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>Sweetie wants to take you to lunch with the brand new credit card she got in the mail.  Looks real enough to her.  It even has a special space for her name!<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/photo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/photo-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"photo\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2030\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/photo-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/photo-400x300.jpg 400w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/photo.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Netflix<\/strong> is premiering it&#8217;s brand new series <strong>House of Cards <\/strong>on February 1st.  And it has Kevin Spacey in it.  What else do ya have to know?<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ULwUzF1q5w4\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>Jonathan Coulton got hosed by Fox.  Glee ripped off his arrangement of &#8220;Baby Got Back&#8221; note for fucking note.  But now he&#8217;s re-released the song and is donating the proceeds to charity!  Go JoCo!  <a href=\"https:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/us\/album\/baby-got-back-in-style-glee\/id596893770\">Pick up the single, enjoy a great tune, and help restore credit where credit is due.<\/a><\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/MCWaN_Tc5wo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>Watch this educational short. Watch it carefully. Did Bob steal, or didn&#8217;t he? Would you rat him out, or wouldn&#8217;t you? Are you going to gossip about it, or keep your gob shut? Find out by viewing <strong>How Honest Are You (1950)<\/strong>;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2NDxwhStMJU\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>From Skullard&#8217;s Postcard Collection<\/strong>:  This card is called &#8220;The Cheesemakers&#8221; which may make you think they&#8217;re blessed, but really they don&#8217;t know Jack.  They may look like Farmers and they might have Feta Goat or two, but these Curds are far from Sharp and thick as a Brick.  No one gives Edam about their mindless Cheddar.  Havarti tell you about the time he Fontina and Brie doing a Four In One which made Hubbertson Bleu.  Ricotta story about Loraine on his Lappi swears is true.  &#8220;Oh Gouda, looks like I Gruyere Muenster Longhorn there,&#8221; she giggled.  &#8220;Get off me ya Laughing Cow,&#8221; he yelled, if you can believe him.  That kind of story&#8217;s hard to Provolone.  I could String together more of these Singles stories Tillamook lost his Marble, but I have to get back Toma Precious Swiss Loleta.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/cheesemakers.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/cheesemakers.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"cheesemakers\" width=\"374\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2023\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/cheesemakers.jpg 374w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/cheesemakers-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 374px) 100vw, 374px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Behind the Scenes: an actual production note.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Problems-lyrics.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Problems-lyrics-640x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Problems lyrics\" width=\"584\" height=\"934\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2019\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Problems-lyrics-640x1024.jpg 640w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Problems-lyrics-187x300.jpg 187w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Problems-lyrics.jpg 1384w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>*  Whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com is not responsible for reckless, idiodic behavior on the part of it&#8217;s readers or listeners.  We don&#8217;t want any trouble.  You fuck up, that&#8217;s your own look out.  In fact, we don&#8217;t even know you.  We don&#8217;t clean up the messes of fucking nit-wits.  Do what you need to do and leave us out of it.  Asshole.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever ran naked on a stranger&#8217;s roof? Have you ever dumped the contents of a vacuum before having warning shots fired over your head? Have you ever been tasered after rubbing children&#8217;s laundry on your face? 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