{"id":2089,"date":"2013-02-10T14:14:37","date_gmt":"2013-02-10T14:14:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2089"},"modified":"2013-02-10T14:14:37","modified_gmt":"2013-02-10T14:14:37","slug":"077-that-feels-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2089","title":{"rendered":"077 That Feels Good"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"http:\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/2213659\/height\/325\/width\/325\/theme\/legacy\/direction\/no\/autoplay\/no\/autonext\/no\/thumbnail\/yes\/preload\/no\/no_addthis\/no\/\" height=\"325\" width=\"325\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/077-That-Feels-Good1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/077-That-Feels-Good1-300x223.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"077 That Feels Good\" width=\"300\" height=\"223\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2091\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/077-That-Feels-Good1-300x223.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/077-That-Feels-Good1-402x300.jpg 402w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/077-That-Feels-Good1.jpg 804w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>It&#8217;s true that 45% of Americans believe in ghosts and 77% believe in angels.  The majority of Americans (almost 70%) are ready to accept the idea of Climate Change, but even more have accepted that you can&#8217;t go swimming after eating and you need to check your kid&#8217;s Halloween candy for razor blades.  And nobody around here accepts the metric system.  <em>News flash<\/em>: you do <strong>NOT<\/strong> lose the majority of body heat through your head!  Swallowed gum does <strong>NOT<\/strong> stay in your stomach for seven years!  The &#8220;Five Second Rule&#8221; is bullshit, so stop eating off the floor, ya slob!  It&#8217;s embarrassing some of the garbage we believe all because some joker told us something stupid and we didn&#8217;t have the spine to say, &#8220;Sez who?&#8221;  Maybe there&#8217;s hope in the fact that every kid now has a mobile device with access to Google.  Perhaps there will come a day when religion and bigotry will be replaced by crowd-sourcing.  But until that day comes, be very careful who you trust when it comes to the dissemination of truth.  We&#8217;ll never lie to you.  We&#8217;ll never tell you that a camel stores water in its hump or that men have one rib fewer than women.  We&#8217;re all about the truth around here, and if you&#8217;re going to believe something, believe in us . . . the podcast called<strong> What Could Go Wrong?<\/strong>  Or not.<\/p>\n<p><em>We told you all about Kai, the heroic hatchet-weilding hitch-hiker that is our new King of Awesome.  But you really need to hear him tell the story in his own fuckin&#8217; words, yo.<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ckfBGdZoR_0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em><br \/>\nAnd now that you&#8217;ve heard the story, hear it again through the magic of auto-tune!  <a href=\"https:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/us\/album\/smash-smash-smash!-feat.-kai\/id601173079\">(By the way, you can now buy this kooked out jam on iTunes!)<\/a><\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wDQTvuP1Dgs\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>The Cookie Monster has returned the Golden Biscuit.  No, this isn&#8217;t a children&#8217;s book.  What we want to know is, how the blazes did he get it up there on that horse without anyone seeing?<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/HorseCookie.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/HorseCookie.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"HorseCookie\" width=\"630\" height=\"407\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2095\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/HorseCookie.jpg 630w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/HorseCookie-300x193.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/HorseCookie-464x300.jpg 464w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 630px) 100vw, 630px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.charmcitycakes.com\/\">Duff Goldman <\/a>out classes all local pastery chefs, both with his amazing talent, and with his humanity.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/theduff.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/theduff.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"theduff\" width=\"560\" height=\"415\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2107\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/theduff.jpg 560w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/theduff-300x222.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/theduff-404x300.jpg 404w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.partypantspads.com\/\">Party In My Pants<\/a> is a place where you can buy artistic, designer menstrual pads.  Before you scoff, give it a look!<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/q_yhhe-E0HI\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>A well-groomed doctor lectures a sore loser and his fussbudget mother that his sister&#8217;s illness is all due to psychosomatic bullshit.  And for this, he made a house call.  Watch <strong>Attitudes and Health <\/strong>(1949) and find out how being a whiney little bitch is a medical condition.<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5h-rlgwC31s\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>From Skullard&#8217;s Postcard Collection<\/strong>:  Not only are we sad, but we&#8217;re pretty freakin&#8217; passive-agressive.  What, did my MOM design this card!?!  Church and Guilt, hand in glove . . . Momma would be so proud.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/wearesad.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/wearesad.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"wearesad\" width=\"500\" height=\"312\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2092\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/wearesad.jpg 500w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/wearesad-300x187.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/wearesad-480x300.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s true that 45% of Americans believe in ghosts and 77% believe in angels. 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