{"id":2286,"date":"2013-06-01T12:36:04","date_gmt":"2013-06-01T12:36:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2286"},"modified":"2013-06-01T12:36:04","modified_gmt":"2013-06-01T12:36:04","slug":"085-corn-and-cucumber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2286","title":{"rendered":"085 Corn and Cucumber"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"http:\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/2344196\/height\/325\/width\/325\/theme\/legacy\/direction\/no\/autoplay\/no\/autonext\/no\/thumbnail\/yes\/preload\/no\/no_addthis\/no\/\" height=\"325\" width=\"325\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/085-Corn-and-Cucumber.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/085-Corn-and-Cucumber-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"085 Corn and Cucumber\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2287\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/085-Corn-and-Cucumber-300x224.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/085-Corn-and-Cucumber-400x300.jpg 400w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/085-Corn-and-Cucumber.jpg 801w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> Podcast listeners,  &#8211; BEHOLD! May has fucked off, and June has arrived. And with June comes several exciting things such as Doughnut Day! If that doesn&#8217;t thrill you, how about National Leave the Office Early Day? Or Worldwide Knit in Public Day? No? Well, there&#8217;s also Drive-In Movie Day, Hot Air Balloon Day or VCR Day. Plus you can yell &#8220;Fudge&#8221; at cobras for some reason. Seriously, the good times never end. Except at the end of the month, I guess. Oh well.<\/p>\n<p><em>We know you don&#8217;t think us a couple of liars, but just in case you thought we were kidding about Lancelot Link &#8211; Secret Chimp, here&#8217;s evidence we&#8217;re not making shit up.<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mCwOnq2C2vA\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>From Skullard&#8217;s Postcard Collection:<\/strong> Remember everyone, it&#8217;s also National Business Etiquette Week!<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chimpbusinessman.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chimpbusinessman.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"chimpbusinessman\" width=\"330\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2295\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chimpbusinessman.jpg 330w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chimpbusinessman-198x300.jpg 198w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 330px) 100vw, 330px\" \/> <\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chimpphone.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chimpphone.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"chimpphone\" width=\"327\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2292\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chimpphone.jpg 327w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/chimpphone-196x300.jpg 196w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 327px) 100vw, 327px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Podcast listeners, &#8211; BEHOLD! May has fucked off, and June has arrived. And with June comes several exciting things such as Doughnut Day! If that doesn&#8217;t thrill you, how about National Leave the Office Early Day? 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