{"id":2413,"date":"2013-08-03T12:37:57","date_gmt":"2013-08-03T12:37:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2413"},"modified":"2013-08-03T12:37:57","modified_gmt":"2013-08-03T12:37:57","slug":"092-ask-about-our-dental-services","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2413","title":{"rendered":"092 Ask About Our Dental Services"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"http:\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/2422182\/height\/325\/width\/325\/theme\/legacy\/direction\/no\/autoplay\/no\/autonext\/no\/thumbnail\/yes\/preload\/no\/no_addthis\/no\/\" height=\"325\" width=\"325\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/092-Ask-About-Our-Dental-Services.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/092-Ask-About-Our-Dental-Services-300x188.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"092 Ask About Our Dental Services\" width=\"300\" height=\"188\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2415\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/092-Ask-About-Our-Dental-Services-300x188.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/092-Ask-About-Our-Dental-Services-476x300.jpg 476w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/092-Ask-About-Our-Dental-Services.jpg 953w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> Grab your moth-eaten top hats and bindles and get ready to ride the rails! It&#8217;s National Hobo Week! It&#8217;s also Intimate Apparel Week. Should we put the hobos in lingerie? Hmmm. If that doesn&#8217;t appeal to you, then why not take your children to the Zoo to pet tigers? Are they too scared? Then how about giving them a shovel so they can dig up worms and firearms in your backyard? Oh, fine. Then go ahead and send your kids to summer camp where it&#8217;s nice and safe. Meanwhile, you can stop by the local car wash for your bi-yearly tooth cleaning. What could go wrong?<\/p>\n<p><em>NBC&#8217;s newest horror-drama will be airing in October and starring a rather familiar character. What do you think, Skullard? Does it look good, or will it&#8230; suck?<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Z1jVcmDH43Y\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>Remember the Noid? Not only would this disgusting little goblin make your cheese sticky and your pizza cold, but he had toys and video games in his honor. The first one was for the Commodore 64, so you know it was super good.<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GIuxFX64vpw\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/avoidthenoid.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/avoidthenoid.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"avoidthenoid\" width=\"519\" height=\"586\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2427\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/avoidthenoid.jpg 519w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/avoidthenoid-265x300.jpg 265w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 519px) 100vw, 519px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Don&#8217;t worry, not all pizza delivery is scary news. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dominos.com\/\" title=\"Domino's Pizza\" target=\"_blank\">Domino&#8217;s Pizza<\/a> will go to great lengths to please you. Just look at this cute napkin love note they sent us with our free apology pizza and lava cakes! Thank you, Domino&#8217;s!<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/dominos.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/dominos.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"dominos\" width=\"550\" height=\"444\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2445\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/dominos.jpg 550w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/dominos-300x242.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/dominos-371x300.jpg 371w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>BEHOLD! The mighty ant! Ants are stronger, smarter, faster and better than any other living thing on earth. Especially YOU.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/goodant.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/goodant.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"goodant\" width=\"960\" height=\"540\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2418\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/goodant.jpg 960w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/goodant-300x168.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/goodant-500x281.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Impressed by how cool ants are? You should be. Now why not learn how to murder them? Please enjoy this week&#8217;s educational short, <strong>Goodbye Mrs. Ant (1959)<\/strong>!<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/glpb4ZOBwgY\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Danganropa &#8211; The Animation<\/strong> is the anime Skullard keeps calling &#8220;Highschool of Dispair&#8221; but which highschool isn&#8217;t, really?  Sure, the school you attended didn&#8217;t force you to murder your classmates and execute you horribly if you couldn&#8217;t get away with it . . . but you had gym, right?  Pep rallies?  What they called a salad bar?  If our principal had been a sociopathic stuffed bear, we couldn&#8217;t have told the difference.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Danganropa.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Danganropa-1024x640.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Danganropa\" width=\"584\" height=\"365\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2457\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Danganropa-1024x640.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Danganropa-300x187.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Danganropa-480x300.jpg 480w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Danganropa.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/VKIiDH3HhFc\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>From Skullard&#8217;s Postcard Collection<\/strong>: What are people saying behind your back? Are they whispering about you? Are they sneaking into your apartment at night and looking around? Are they insinuating that you will ruin their pizzas? ARE THEY?<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/earsburning.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/earsburning.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"earsburning\" width=\"333\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2425\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/earsburning.jpg 333w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/earsburning-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grab your moth-eaten top hats and bindles and get ready to ride the rails! It&#8217;s National Hobo Week! It&#8217;s also Intimate Apparel Week. Should we put the hobos in lingerie? Hmmm. If that doesn&#8217;t appeal to you, then why not &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2413\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5,7,88],"tags":[473,475,353,474,476,224],"class_list":["post-2413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anime","category-entertainment","category-odd-news","category-television","tag-ants","tag-avoid-the-noid","tag-doctor-who","tag-goodbye-mrs-ant","tag-hobo-week","tag-time-to-learn"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2413"}],"version-history":[{"count":41,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2460,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2413\/revisions\/2460"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}