{"id":2512,"date":"2013-08-31T18:33:09","date_gmt":"2013-08-31T18:33:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2512"},"modified":"2013-08-31T18:33:09","modified_gmt":"2013-08-31T18:33:09","slug":"095-om-nom-nom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2512","title":{"rendered":"095 Om Nom Nom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"http:\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/2455415\/height\/325\/width\/325\/theme\/legacy\/direction\/no\/autoplay\/no\/autonext\/no\/thumbnail\/yes\/preload\/no\/no_addthis\/no\/\" height=\"325\" width=\"325\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/095-Om-Nom-Nom.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/095-Om-Nom-Nom-300x198.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"095 Om Nom Nom\" width=\"300\" height=\"198\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2516\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/095-Om-Nom-Nom-300x198.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/095-Om-Nom-Nom-453x300.jpg 453w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/095-Om-Nom-Nom.jpg 906w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <em><strong>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!<\/strong><\/em> It&#8217;s time for another thrilling episode of What Could Go Wrong! Are you excited? <strong><em>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!<\/em><\/strong> We&#8217;re going to give you some of your favorites this week, like Time To Learn and <strong><em>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!<\/em><\/strong> um, and one of Luka&#8217;s Bad Movie Reviews! <strong><em>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!<\/em><\/strong> You&#8217;ll also hear Skullard sing <strong><em>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!<\/em><\/strong> I SAID, you&#8217;ll also hear Skullard sing about one of our newest favorite products and <strong><em>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!<\/em><\/strong> and then we&#8217;ll <em><strong>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!<\/strong><\/em> Oh, for fuck&#8217;s sake&#8217;s! How hard is it to remember your godamn keys?! <strong><em>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Luka&#8217;s Bad Movie Review<\/em> returns this week with <strong>Sharknado<\/strong>, SyFy Channel&#8217;s desperate attempt to syphon off viewers from both the Weather and Discovery Channels without actually offering anything either audience would like.  This movie isn&#8217;t going to teach you anything new about sharks except they can survive outside the water longer than you&#8217;d guess, can bite through anything but a rope they happen to be climbing and are surprisingly aerodynamic.  It also won&#8217;t teach you anything new about tornados unless you consider dispersing them with homemade bombs new information.  The CGI is relentless and hokey, continuity is like a tossed salad with peas and Altoids, and the acting suggests that the production budget included a postage meter for everyone who decided to mail it in.  On the upside, who knew that retired surfers had such a strong sense of responsibility toward their fellow man?  So grab your +2 Barstool of Bludgeoning and watch the trailer for Sharknado, and you&#8217;ll believe a shark can fly.  Or be flung.  Or plummet at the very least.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/3saKaKXSy-A\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>Did we go on enough about <a href=\"http:\/\/stevespeppersauce.com\/\">Steve&#8217;s Onion and Garlic Pepper Sauce<\/a>?  Not nearly enough?  In that case, click on the banner to learn more about the &#8220;It&#8217;s made for the flavor&#8221; pepper sauce that &#8220;just tastes great&#8221;!<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/stevespeppersauce.com\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/steves-hotsauce.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"steves-hotsauce\" width=\"600\" height=\"297\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2518\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/steves-hotsauce.jpg 600w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/steves-hotsauce-300x148.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/steves-hotsauce-500x247.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Since you haven&#8217;t had an educational short to educate the heck out of you in quite a while, Luka offers <strong>The Adventures of Junior Raindrop (1948)<\/strong>! Be amazed as an unwilling young raindrop takes his first trip to mother Earth, only to begin a horrible life of sadistic crime. Why did he change his alignment? I&#8217;ll give you a hint; it&#8217;s all YOUR fault.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FoXBUGUCvjs\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>From Skullard&#8217;s Postcard Collection<\/strong>:  Hot enough for ya?<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/endofthetrail.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/endofthetrail.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"endofthetrail\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2517\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/endofthetrail.jpg 500w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/endofthetrail-300x199.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/endofthetrail-451x300.jpg 451w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! It&#8217;s time for another thrilling episode of What Could Go Wrong! Are you excited? KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! We&#8217;re going to give you some of your favorites this week, like Time To Learn and KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! um, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2512\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[482,485,484,483,224],"class_list":["post-2512","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-movies","category-odd-news","tag-sharknado","tag-sharks","tag-steves-onion-and-garlic-pepper-sauce","tag-the-adventures-of-junior-raindrop","tag-time-to-learn"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2512","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2512"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2512\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2532,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2512\/revisions\/2532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2512"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2512"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2512"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}