{"id":2534,"date":"2013-09-07T14:03:37","date_gmt":"2013-09-07T14:03:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2534"},"modified":"2013-09-07T14:03:37","modified_gmt":"2013-09-07T14:03:37","slug":"096-suck-it-up-quit-whining-and-have-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2534","title":{"rendered":"096 Suck It Up, Quit Whining And Have Fun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"http:\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/2463528\/height\/325\/width\/325\/theme\/legacy\/direction\/no\/autoplay\/no\/autonext\/no\/thumbnail\/yes\/preload\/no\/no_addthis\/no\/\" height=\"325\" width=\"325\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/096-Suck-It-Up-Quit-Whining-And-Have-Fun.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/096-Suck-It-Up-Quit-Whining-And-Have-Fun-300x223.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"096 Suck It Up, Quit Whining And Have Fun\" width=\"300\" height=\"223\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2539\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/096-Suck-It-Up-Quit-Whining-And-Have-Fun-300x223.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/096-Suck-It-Up-Quit-Whining-And-Have-Fun-402x300.jpg 402w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/096-Suck-It-Up-Quit-Whining-And-Have-Fun.jpg 804w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> Why waste your Sunday morning bowing and scraping to your silly deity when you could lay about in your filthy underpants listening to <em>What Could Go Wrong?<\/em> This week Skullard and Luka blather on about many pointless topics that are sure to enchant you. Oh! Such as The Ug Couple, the Hot Guy Gas Station, A Touch of Cloth, the Virgin Mary&#8217;s birthday and three-way goat fuckery! Wow! Will the entertainment never cease? (Yes, it will. We had to eat cheese pizza and cream-filled chocolate donuts.)<\/p>\n<p><em>Are you brimming with ungodly arrogance like Skullard and Luka? Alright then you smartass, why not try your hand at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wizards.com\/dnd\/dmt\/dmt.htm\" title=\"The Deck of Many Things\" target=\"_blank\">The Deck of Many Things<\/a>? Perhaps you will win fabulous treasures, the likes of which you have never seen! Or maybe you&#8217;ll be cursed to an eternity of misery and disease. Whee! Uncertainty is fun!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Did we gush on enough about A Touch of Cloth?  Well, have you started watching it?  If not, more gushing is called for.<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/P0FDAqS0Wy4\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>Remember kids: it&#8217;s no fun to fall down and get hurt all the time, and everybody will hate you! For crying out loud, haven&#8217;t you got any <strong>Skateboard Sense <\/strong>(1975)?<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/eC0ZxHpuiT8\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>From Skullard&#8217;s Postcard Collection<\/strong>: sometimes spiritual nagging comes in handy postcard form. Go to church every Sunday! Don&#8217;t forget to dress like a total prat. Be thou faithful unto death. Death, I say!<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/comeeverysunday.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/comeeverysunday.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"comeeverysunday\" width=\"314\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2546\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/comeeverysunday.jpg 314w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/comeeverysunday-188x300.jpg 188w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 314px) 100vw, 314px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<em><br \/>\nAnd if that wasn&#8217;t enough of a guilt trip to get your ass back to church, how about THIS? Your non-conformity makes puppies and kittens sad! You don&#8217;t want to make innocent fluffy critters weep for your lost soul&#8230; <strong>DO YOU<\/strong>?!<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/wearesad.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/wearesad.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"wearesad\" width=\"500\" height=\"312\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2545\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/wearesad.jpg 500w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/wearesad-300x187.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/wearesad-480x300.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why waste your Sunday morning bowing and scraping to your silly deity when you could lay about in your filthy underpants listening to What Could Go Wrong? 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