{"id":2620,"date":"2013-10-12T18:50:34","date_gmt":"2013-10-12T18:50:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2620"},"modified":"2013-10-12T18:51:15","modified_gmt":"2013-10-12T18:51:15","slug":"099-negative-space","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2620","title":{"rendered":"099 Negative Space"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"http:\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/2506659\/height\/325\/width\/325\/theme\/legacy\/direction\/no\/autoplay\/no\/autonext\/no\/thumbnail\/yes\/preload\/no\/no_addthis\/no\/\" height=\"325\" width=\"325\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/099-Negative-Space.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/099-Negative-Space-300x226.jpg\" alt=\"099 Negative Space\" width=\"300\" height=\"226\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2621\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/099-Negative-Space-300x226.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/099-Negative-Space-397x300.jpg 397w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/099-Negative-Space.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Witches, super villains, serial killers, bullies for hire, Luka&#8217;s mother . . . my, but there are a lot of nasty people out there.  Too bad not all of them are fictional.  Yes, the world is full of horrible monsters, whether they&#8217;re sick, sadistic socialites, high-speed heroine addicts or chicks who pack too much ass into not enough skirt.  Don&#8217;t they know it&#8217;s anti-bullying week?  Maybe if they took even just one week off they could see how much easier life could be when they don&#8217;t have to go to all the bother of inflicting pain on the population.  Think of how much that could free up their schedule.  They could take up hobbies like badminton, harpsichordery, or potato stamp printing.<\/p>\n<p><em>Yes, undertakers <strong>do<\/strong> wear top hats.  And they do have down time.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/RIUndertaker.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/RIUndertaker.gif\" alt=\"RIUndertaker\" width=\"519\" height=\"403\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2631\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Damned if isn&#8217;t great to have <strong>American Horror Story Coven<\/strong> to watch.  Bates, Basset and Lang make either the most frightful flock of furies or a law firm you do <strong>NOT<\/strong> want to fuck with.<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zMy5BNoUMhM\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>Madam Marie Delphine LaLaurie was one sick, horrendous bitch.  The more you learn about her, the harder it is to believe she wasn&#8217;t strung up by her innards.  In <strong>American Horror Story Coven<\/strong>, they&#8217;re going to bring her into the present day.  What could possibly go wrong?  We believe if she actually was alive today she&#8217;d probably find all new ways to express her sadism.  Publishing e-books, for example.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/lalaurie.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/lalaurie.jpg\" alt=\"lalaurie\" width=\"463\" height=\"325\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2628\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/lalaurie.jpg 463w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/lalaurie-300x210.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/lalaurie-427x300.jpg 427w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 463px) 100vw, 463px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Okay, Madchen Amick goes starkers through a fair bit of <strong>Witches of East End<\/strong>.  Not bad for a lady in her 40&#8217;s, right?  Past that, there&#8217;s nothing to see here folks.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/madchen.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/madchen.jpg\" alt=\"madchen\" width=\"720\" height=\"404\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2633\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/madchen.jpg 720w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/madchen-300x168.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/madchen-500x280.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Oh, Arrow!  Now here&#8217;s a show you can sit back, snarf snacks, sneer, scoff and snark to your heart&#8217;s content.  And yet somehow you&#8217;re always glad to see more.<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Ou16zwq2HBo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>Distracted driving?  Yeah, we&#8217;ll guess that shooting up with heroine could be a bit more of a distraction than finding just the right jam on your iPod.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/article-2451531-18A3E39F00000578-644_634x392.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/article-2451531-18A3E39F00000578-644_634x392.jpg\" alt=\"article-2451531-18A3E39F00000578-644_634x392\" width=\"634\" height=\"392\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2629\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/article-2451531-18A3E39F00000578-644_634x392.jpg 634w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/article-2451531-18A3E39F00000578-644_634x392-300x185.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/article-2451531-18A3E39F00000578-644_634x392-485x300.jpg 485w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 634px) 100vw, 634px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Okay nerds, here you go: Who Would Win?  Graviton VS Magneto.  They&#8217;re both very attractive men (*snicker*) with huge . . . power levels.  Go to our <a href=\"http:\/\/facebook.com\/pages\/What-Could-Go-Wrong\/140247176080549\">Facebook Page <\/a>and tell us who you think would come out on top in a head to head battle.  Give reasons.  Get nerdy.  Luka will read what you have to offer on next week&#8217;s podcast.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/MvsG.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/MvsG.jpg\" alt=\"MvsG\" width=\"621\" height=\"619\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2622\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/MvsG.jpg 621w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/MvsG-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/MvsG-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 621px) 100vw, 621px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>What could be more hilarious than watching a little boy get run over by a car?  Why, seeing him develop multiple personalities as a result.  So, what&#8217;s wrong with playing in the street?  Find out by watching this week&#8217;s educational short: <strong>Dick Wakes Up<\/strong> (1954).<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/KqrJYCGpCYo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>From Skullard&#8217;s Postcard Collection<\/strong>:  The Top Hat Diner, where high calories meets high society.  Undertakers eat free.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/thetophat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/thetophat.jpg\" alt=\"thetophat\" width=\"500\" height=\"317\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2624\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/thetophat.jpg 500w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/thetophat-300x190.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/thetophat-473x300.jpg 473w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Witches, super villains, serial killers, bullies for hire, Luka&#8217;s mother . . . my, but there are a lot of nasty people out there. Too bad not all of them are fictional. 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