{"id":2660,"date":"2013-10-26T12:12:25","date_gmt":"2013-10-26T12:12:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2660"},"modified":"2013-10-26T13:09:47","modified_gmt":"2013-10-26T13:09:47","slug":"101-spoopy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2660","title":{"rendered":"101 Spoopy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/2524317\/height\/325\/width\/325\/theme\/legacy\/direction\/no\/autoplay\/no\/autonext\/no\/thumbnail\/yes\/preload\/no\/no_addthis\/no\/\" height=\"325\" width=\"325\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/101-Spoopy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/101-Spoopy.jpg\" alt=\"101 Spoopy\" width=\"904\" height=\"600\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2661\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/101-Spoopy.jpg 904w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/101-Spoopy-300x199.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/101-Spoopy-452x300.jpg 452w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 904px) 100vw, 904px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>h<strong>ALLOW<\/strong>een<\/p>\n<p>On Halloween in days of yore<br \/>\nCostumed kids ran door to door<br \/>\nBut you don\u2019t see that anymore<br \/>\nSince parents were infected<br \/>\nBy tales of needles in candy bars<br \/>\nAnd heedless children hit by cars<br \/>\n\u201cOh that can\u2019t happen, not to ours<br \/>\nMy child must be protected.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So they take their kids to the well-lit mall<br \/>\nOr a \u201cHarvest Fair\u201d celebrating Fall<br \/>\nAnd kids are never scared at all<br \/>\nBecause their parents are enlightened<br \/>\nBut if they were allowed outside<br \/>\nThey might wonder what the darkness hides<br \/>\nAnd no child should ever be denied<br \/>\nThe fun of being frightened<\/p>\n<p>So let werewolves howl, let ghosts say \u201cboo\u201d<br \/>\nLet vampires bite a neck or two<br \/>\nLet witches \u2018round their cauldrons brew<br \/>\nTheir fearsome formulations<br \/>\nLet zombies rise and walk about<br \/>\nLet banshees wail, let goblins shout<br \/>\n\u201cIt\u2019s Halloween!\u201d before bringing out<br \/>\nYour Christmas decorations<\/p>\n<p><em>Wondering what all the spoopiness is about?  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/daves4\/this-is-the-one-and-only-mistake-you-need-to-avoid-this-hall\">Here&#8217;s the Buzzfeed article<\/a> that has made &#8220;Spoopy&#8221; this year&#8217;s Halloween meme.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/daves4\/this-is-the-one-and-only-mistake-you-need-to-avoid-this-hall\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/4015257749_0416054be9.jpg\" alt=\"4015257749_0416054be9\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2667\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/4015257749_0416054be9.jpg 500w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/4015257749_0416054be9-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/4015257749_0416054be9-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>James Creighton had a visit from the cops because his Halloween display was too scary for some crybaby pussy kid who&#8217;s mommy probably still wipes his poopy butt.  Click the pic to donate to his charity collection page.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.justgiving.com\/GroveRoad\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/o-HALLOWEEN-DECORATION-JAMES-CREIGHTON-570.jpg\" alt=\"Stevenage Halloween House\" width=\"570\" height=\"380\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2664\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/o-HALLOWEEN-DECORATION-JAMES-CREIGHTON-570.jpg 570w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/o-HALLOWEEN-DECORATION-JAMES-CREIGHTON-570-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/o-HALLOWEEN-DECORATION-JAMES-CREIGHTON-570-450x300.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 570px) 100vw, 570px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Looking for the perfect gift for that toxic gas-bag in your life?  Consider <a href=\"http:\/\/myshreddies.com\">Shreddies<\/a>, the flatulence-filtering underwear.  At least one end of your mother-in-law will become more tolerable.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/myshreddies.com\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/shreddies-ad.jpg\" alt=\"shreddies-ad\" width=\"692\" height=\"478\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2673\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/shreddies-ad.jpg 692w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/shreddies-ad-300x207.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/shreddies-ad-434x300.jpg 434w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 692px) 100vw, 692px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Remember: only losers read gravestones.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/epitaphposter.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/epitaphposter.jpg\" alt=\"epitaphposter\" width=\"788\" height=\"670\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2677\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/epitaphposter.jpg 788w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/epitaphposter-300x255.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/epitaphposter-352x300.jpg 352w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 788px) 100vw, 788px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>It&#8217;s important to have beliefs in life, unless those beliefs lead to . . . <strong>murder<\/strong>!  Get your head right, chum!  Stop thinking like and unsafe nitwit that does unlicensed electrical work.  Rid yourself of <strong>Six Murderous Beliefs<\/strong> (1955), you sissy!<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/i68X0aymaHw\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>From Skullard&#8217;s Postcard Collection<\/strong>: scaring the young&#8217;uns . . . it&#8217;s what this holiday&#8217;s all about, ain&#8217;t it?<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/thrillinghalloween.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/thrillinghalloween.jpg\" alt=\"thrillinghalloween\" width=\"330\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2666\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/thrillinghalloween.jpg 330w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/thrillinghalloween-198x300.jpg 198w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 330px) 100vw, 330px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hALLOWeen On Halloween in days of yore Costumed kids ran door to door But you don\u2019t see that anymore Since parents were infected By tales of needles in candy bars And heedless children hit by cars \u201cOh that can\u2019t happen, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2660\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2660"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2678,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2660\/revisions\/2678"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}