{"id":2724,"date":"2013-11-23T19:48:49","date_gmt":"2013-11-23T19:48:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2724"},"modified":"2013-11-23T19:53:35","modified_gmt":"2013-11-23T19:53:35","slug":"105-a-place-called-monkey-mountain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2724","title":{"rendered":"105 A Place Called Monkey Mountain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/2564266\/height\/325\/width\/325\/theme\/legacy\/direction\/no\/autoplay\/no\/autonext\/no\/thumbnail\/yes\/preload\/no\/no_addthis\/no\/\" height=\"325\" width=\"325\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/105-A-Place-Called-Monkey-Mountain.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/105-A-Place-Called-Monkey-Mountain-300x223.jpg\" alt=\"105 A Place Called Monkey Mountain\" width=\"300\" height=\"223\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2726\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/105-A-Place-Called-Monkey-Mountain-300x223.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/105-A-Place-Called-Monkey-Mountain-403x300.jpg 403w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/105-A-Place-Called-Monkey-Mountain.jpg 807w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> High atop a mighty hill covered in ice, Luka and Skullard cower in their so-called recording studio to bring you another podcast episode. As the neighbor engages in a fight to the death with his garage door, Skullard thrashes on the guitar until his fingers bleed while Luka frets about who she might be offending. Wait&#8230; is that saying people might get offended offensive? Sorry.<\/p>\n<p><em>Do you know what a Dodo is?  It&#8217;s an extinct bird, and that&#8217;s what you&#8217;re gonna be if you don&#8217;t take my advice, kid.  Don&#8217;t be a wiseguy and always carry a pad of paper to take down license plates because then you&#8217;ll get to see exciting car chases.  Thrill to the 1950 of To Catch a Predator with the Sid Davis fear-fest <strong>The Dangerous Stranger<\/strong>.<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1WXpa6i8jF8\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Do you want to be as cool as Skullard? Of course you do. Skullard helps little old one-legged ladies mail letters before randomly being accused of being a shoplifter. But he also writes songs! Heart-wrenching, stomach-churning, foot-tapping, bone-chilling songs! Surely his talent fills you with rage and envy. Fear not! For the mere price of $3.95 you too can be a musical genius.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/howto_writesongs.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/howto_writesongs.jpg\" alt=\"howto_writesongs\" width=\"500\" height=\"330\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2727\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/howto_writesongs.jpg 500w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/howto_writesongs-300x198.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/howto_writesongs-454x300.jpg 454w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>High atop a mighty hill covered in ice, Luka and Skullard cower in their so-called recording studio to bring you another podcast episode. 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