{"id":2750,"date":"2013-12-21T13:26:53","date_gmt":"2013-12-21T13:26:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2750"},"modified":"2013-12-21T13:26:53","modified_gmt":"2013-12-21T13:26:53","slug":"ova-merry-clipmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2750","title":{"rendered":"OVA Merry Clipmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/2603243\/height\/325\/width\/325\/theme\/legacy\/direction\/no\/autoplay\/no\/autonext\/no\/thumbnail\/yes\/preload\/no\/no_addthis\/no\/\" height=\"325\" width=\"325\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/robsanta.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/robsanta.jpg\" alt=\"robsanta\" width=\"800\" height=\"518\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2751\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/robsanta.jpg 800w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/robsanta-300x194.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/robsanta-463x300.jpg 463w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hello, it&#8217;s Skullard here again.  Yes, yes, it&#8217;s lovely to see you again too.  Yes, I know, you thought I&#8217;d fallen off the face of the internet.  I haven&#8217;t been making time for you and our relationship, I realize that.  But as it turns out, you&#8217;re never too busy to make your wife put together a clip show.  That&#8217;s right, the loveliest Luka has once again saved the hash of the universe by carefully crafting a show of such marvel and nuance that it&#8217;s too good for the likes of you.  And yet, you get it.  Merry Christmas!  And if you&#8217;re one of those procrastinating souls that still has people on the gift list, why not give them the gift of this podcast episode?  Y&#8217;know, other than the obvious reasons.  Look, if you still haven&#8217;t bought them a present by this point, they obviously aren&#8217;t important enough for a real gift.  So stuff some <strong>What Could Go Wrong?<\/strong> in their stockings if they&#8217;re MP3 compatible.  It&#8217;s good enough for them if it&#8217;s too good for the likes of you, right?<\/p>\n<p><em><br \/>\n<strong>From Skullard&#8217;s Postcard Collection:<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/top.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/top.jpg\" alt=\"top\" width=\"351\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2752\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/top.jpg 351w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/top-210x300.jpg 210w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 351px) 100vw, 351px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;And this, Junior, is a replica of the spacecraft your father abducted me in.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do not speak of it, wife-unit.  He is not yet cleared for that data.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sorry dear.  The fumes from the blood-soaked carpet is impairing my judgment.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I am made of plastic.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes dear.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>ENOUGH OF YOUR NOISE, WORMS!  FEED ME THE METAL OBJECT NOW OR I SHALL UNLEASH MY HELLISH WRATH ON YOU ALL!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Now Junior . . .&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>BWAAAAAAAAHHH!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s how the carpet got that color.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, it&#8217;s Skullard here again. Yes, yes, it&#8217;s lovely to see you again too. Yes, I know, you thought I&#8217;d fallen off the face of the internet. 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