{"id":2898,"date":"2014-04-12T13:40:15","date_gmt":"2014-04-12T13:40:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2898"},"modified":"2014-04-12T18:26:30","modified_gmt":"2014-04-12T18:26:30","slug":"119-triple-word-score","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2898","title":{"rendered":"119 Triple Word Score"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/2778948\/height\/325\/width\/325\/theme\/legacy\/direction\/no\/autoplay\/no\/autonext\/no\/thumbnail\/yes\/preload\/no\/no_addthis\/no\/\" height=\"325\" width=\"325\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/119-Triple-Word-Score.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/119-Triple-Word-Score-300x222.jpg\" alt=\"119 Triple Word Score\" width=\"300\" height=\"222\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2899\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/119-Triple-Word-Score-300x222.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/119-Triple-Word-Score-404x300.jpg 404w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/119-Triple-Word-Score.jpg 808w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>The Haiku is a Japanese form of poetry using a 5-7-5 syllable pattern and usually touching on traditional or classic Japanese themes.  For example:<\/p>\n<p>Cherry blossoms fall<br \/>\nLanding softly on her cheek<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t fuck your sister<\/p>\n<p>Watching Strike Witches<br \/>\nThe girls fly and shoot big guns<br \/>\nBut where are their pants?<\/p>\n<p>In the Maid Caf\u00e9<br \/>\nThe girls bow and say &#8220;Master&#8221;<br \/>\nI need more money<\/p>\n<p>I chose you on sight<br \/>\nTogether we battle dweebs<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re a Pok\u00e9mon<\/p>\n<p>With her cheeks blushing<br \/>\nThe tentacles everywhere<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s some fucked up porn<\/p>\n<p><em>In 1986, poor Kristy Swanson got suckered into doing the robot by Wes Craven who was in turn suckered into making a half-assed horror film out of an ill conceived sci-fi\/romance along the lines of Romeo and Julie-8.  So many people couldn&#8217;t be blamed for this tragically bad movie, but <strong>Deadly Friend<\/strong> was crappy nonetheless, and not even murder by basketball could save it.<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mgt5233HjCs\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>We keep talking about NBC&#8217;s <strong>Hannibal<\/strong> like it&#8217;s some exercise in horror\/art.  What could have ever given us that impression?<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/hannibalstree.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/hannibalstree.jpg\" alt=\"hannibalstree\" width=\"720\" height=\"404\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2904\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/hannibalstree.jpg 720w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/hannibalstree-300x168.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/hannibalstree-500x280.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>In last week&#8217;s educational short we learned about <strong>The Bully<\/strong>.  This week, the bully is the narrator who badgers and berates a little wallflower for not conforming to the group.  Remember, different it bad, individualism is worse, and if you can&#8217;t go along with the crowd than you&#8217;re wrong-wrong-WRONG!  Now toe the line and watch <strong>The Outsider<\/strong> like you&#8217;re supposed to, you ostracized freak.<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/cy-lMChqKqU\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>From Skullard&#8217;s Postcard Collection<\/strong>: understandable reactions to Skullard&#8217;s haikus.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/seespeakhear.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/seespeakhear.jpg\" alt=\"seespeakhear\" width=\"500\" height=\"334\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2902\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/seespeakhear.jpg 500w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/seespeakhear-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/seespeakhear-449x300.jpg 449w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Haiku is a Japanese form of poetry using a 5-7-5 syllable pattern and usually touching on traditional or classic Japanese themes. 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