{"id":2917,"date":"2014-05-03T14:14:18","date_gmt":"2014-05-03T14:14:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2917"},"modified":"2014-05-03T17:08:25","modified_gmt":"2014-05-03T17:08:25","slug":"121-violence-and-boobs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2917","title":{"rendered":"121 Violence And Boobs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/2817256\/height\/325\/width\/325\/theme\/legacy\/direction\/no\/autoplay\/no\/autonext\/no\/thumbnail\/yes\/preload\/no\/no_addthis\/no\/\" height=\"325\" width=\"325\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/121-Violence-and-Boobs.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/121-Violence-and-Boobs-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"121 Violence and Boobs\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2918\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/121-Violence-and-Boobs-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/121-Violence-and-Boobs-400x300.jpg 400w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/121-Violence-and-Boobs.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>A &#8220;man-crush&#8221; is what an average straight cis guy gets when he sees another man who&#8217;s so beautiful that he can understand the attraction.  Back in the 80&#8217;s, a young Skullard started going to the theater every week that his favorite movie <strong>Flash Gordon<\/strong> was playing.  And as he watched the sexy-hot Princess Aura kissing Prince Barin, he found himself admitting that they were both getting a pretty good deal there.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Timothy-Dalton.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Timothy-Dalton-300x296.jpg\" alt=\"Timothy Dalton\" width=\"300\" height=\"296\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2920\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Timothy-Dalton-300x296.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Timothy-Dalton-303x300.jpg 303w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Timothy-Dalton.jpg 440w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nNot long after that, CBS came out with this great fantasy sit-com called <strong>Wizards and Warriors<\/strong>.  So taken was our young Skullard with the show&#8217;s villain Dirk Blackpool (Duncan Regher) that he started walking around wearing his black ski jacket with the collar pulled way up like he was trying to receive satellite transmissions.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/duncan_regher2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/duncan_regher2-232x300.jpg\" alt=\"duncan_regher2\" width=\"232\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2921\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/duncan_regher2-232x300.jpg 232w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/duncan_regher2.jpg 275w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 232px) 100vw, 232px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nOf course, now-a-days our boy just watches Stephen Amell of <strong>Arrow<\/strong> doing that pull-up bar routine of his and rewinds it over and over.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Stephen-Amell-.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Stephen-Amell--271x300.jpg\" alt=\"Stephen-Amell-\" width=\"271\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2922\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Stephen-Amell--271x300.jpg 271w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Stephen-Amell-.jpg 543w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 271px) 100vw, 271px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nNothing wrong with any of that, right?<\/p>\n<p><em>Speaking of man-crushes, Prince Barin (Timothy Dalton) came back this week in Showtime&#8217;s new Victorian horror series <strong>Penny Dreadful<\/strong>.  Can&#8217;t say much about it yet because there&#8217;s only been one episode, but it does have Victor Frankenstein, Dorian Grey and Timothy Dalton in it.  Did we mention it features Timothy Dalton?  Timothy Dalton.<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/YFXHfEqMcis\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>This is the trailer for <strong>Bloodsucking Freaks<\/strong> (1976) that we deemed a little much for our Facebook page.  To be honest, it&#8217;s a bit much for any page, but we trust you not to watch if you can&#8217;t handle it.  Skullard couldn&#8217;t.  He&#8217;s in the corner right now hugging his knees and asking Hello Kitty to tell him a pretty story please.<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wDHF3bH4PtA\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>You may think this is a simple classroom discussion film about rumors and the dangers of jumping to conclusions, but it&#8217;s actually a complex allegory.  Jean and Laura are best friends who call each other &#8220;best friends&#8221; several times a day to tamp down on the smoldering passion of a love that dare not speak its name.  Frida is a foxy little slattern who dishes dirt all day, privy to all the ins and outs of high school intrigue.  Laura (President Obama) is in a position to nominate Jean (Susan Rice) for the position of Pep Club President (Secretary of State), but Foxy News Frida tries to queer the deal with misinformation and &#8220;I&#8217;m just telling you what I saw&#8221; rumor-mongering.  Will Obama stay the course and nominate his first pick for this vital cabinet position, or will he cave to pressure cooked up from right-wing pundits?  Find out in <strong>The Gossip<\/strong> (1955).<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/flgi4a7m8bs?list=PLDC28614689530F73\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>From Skullard&#8217;s Postcard Collection<\/strong>:  Meet Mervin and Marva Mopes of Torkle, AK.  No kidding.  Their motto: &#8220;Good Behavior For Your Savior&#8221;.  Still not kidding.  Luka and I may not be going anywhere on this vacation, but thank Shaundakul we aren&#8217;t traveling anywhere with these people.  Though to be fair, when these people pimp their ride, they don&#8217;t scrimp on the stereo equipment.  Or does a roof-mounted bullhorn count more as mono than stereo?  I tried asking but couldn&#8217;t hear the answer because my eardrums were bleeding.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/christistheanswer.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/christistheanswer.jpg\" alt=\"christistheanswer\" width=\"500\" height=\"323\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2919\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/christistheanswer.jpg 500w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/christistheanswer-300x193.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/christistheanswer-464x300.jpg 464w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A &#8220;man-crush&#8221; is what an average straight cis guy gets when he sees another man who&#8217;s so beautiful that he can understand the attraction. 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