{"id":2949,"date":"2014-05-31T20:44:04","date_gmt":"2014-05-31T20:44:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2949"},"modified":"2014-05-31T20:44:04","modified_gmt":"2014-05-31T20:44:04","slug":"124-cash-dollars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2949","title":{"rendered":"124 Cash Dollars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/2865986\/height\/325\/width\/325\/theme\/legacy\/direction\/no\/autoplay\/no\/autonext\/no\/thumbnail\/yes\/preload\/no\/no_addthis\/no\/\" height=\"325\" width=\"325\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/124-Cash-Dollars.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/124-Cash-Dollars.jpg\" alt=\"124 Cash Dollars\" width=\"808\" height=\"600\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2951\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/124-Cash-Dollars.jpg 808w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/124-Cash-Dollars-300x222.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/124-Cash-Dollars-404x300.jpg 404w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 808px) 100vw, 808px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Christopher Walken<\/strong> &#8211; scary-ass mother fucker.  <strong>Jon Voight<\/strong> &#8211; creepy-ass mother fucker.  If they ever joined forces, the world as we know it would be doomed.  But if these two bad-ass mother fuckers ever faced each other in mortal combat, who would win?  <strong>WHO WOULD WIN!?!<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/walkenvoightwww.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/walkenvoightwww.jpg\" alt=\"walkenvoightwww\" width=\"635\" height=\"767\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2956\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/walkenvoightwww.jpg 635w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/walkenvoightwww-248x300.jpg 248w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 635px) 100vw, 635px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Can you help George&#8217;s disembodied conscience?  Phooey!  It&#8217;s no use when it comes to old George.  He&#8217;s the worst griper there ever was.  Why, he ruins everything for everybody.  How?  Because everybody listens to every shit-talking word that comes out of his mouth, then discusses it among themselves.  Darn George.  Why does he have to be so negative <strong>and<\/strong> influential?  Maybe if his conscience didn&#8217;t keep leaving his body he&#8217;d be a nicer person.  Ever think of that, stupid conscience?  Fixate on the school dick in The Griper (1948).<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/e4eDYiuacZA\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>From Skullard&#8217;s Postcard Collection<\/strong>:  Families love Cheerios.  Get the whole family together to enjoy a bowl of Cheerios.  Why?  Because this is what you people will look like if you all eat Shredded Wheat.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/metcalffamily.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/metcalffamily.jpg\" alt=\"metcalffamily\" width=\"500\" height=\"319\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2954\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/metcalffamily.jpg 500w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/metcalffamily-300x191.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/metcalffamily-470x300.jpg 470w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Christopher Walken &#8211; scary-ass mother fucker. Jon Voight &#8211; creepy-ass mother fucker. 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