{"id":2997,"date":"2014-07-19T18:50:14","date_gmt":"2014-07-19T18:50:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2997"},"modified":"2014-07-19T18:50:14","modified_gmt":"2014-07-19T18:50:14","slug":"129-all-bagels-go-to-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=2997","title":{"rendered":"129 All Bagels Go To Heaven"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/2954309\/height\/325\/width\/325\/theme\/legacy\/direction\/no\/autoplay\/no\/autonext\/no\/thumbnail\/yes\/preload\/no\/no_addthis\/no\/\" height=\"325\" width=\"325\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/129-All-Bagels-Go-To-Heaven.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/129-All-Bagels-Go-To-Heaven.jpg\" alt=\"129 All Bagels Go To Heaven\" width=\"898\" height=\"600\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2998\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/129-All-Bagels-Go-To-Heaven.jpg 898w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/129-All-Bagels-Go-To-Heaven-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/129-All-Bagels-Go-To-Heaven-449x300.jpg 449w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 898px) 100vw, 898px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now you put down that bag of M&#038;Ms, listener.  No need for more than one.  You&#8217;ve already had your pizza and cupcakes and you&#8217;re going to need to save a little room for after the podcast when we have cake.  And pie.  And a special ring-toss game using doughnuts and pixie sticks.  You should probably take a moment to cleanse your pallet with a nice 64 oz. soda or a root beer float.  And if you start feeling a little queasy at any time, I&#8217;ve brought a bottle of Hershey&#8217;s Syrup.  It coats, soothes and relieves.  <\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Spoonerism Day<\/strong> is coming up this week, and Dullard skid a jousey lob explaining to Spooka what a lunerism is.  It&#8217;s the weginning of birds sweating gitched around when seeing billy.  But rather than having it explained by us, here&#8217;s a click quaster mass on the topic from <strong>Two Ronnies<\/strong>.<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QqIczYadI90?list=PL9YUhhefG8QW_qUPhnZb8JgY2jE7WNJi4\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>The Toxic Avenger<\/strong> (1984) was the most successful TROMA film by far which isn&#8217;t as impressive as it sounds and it didn&#8217;t even sound that impressive to begin with.  If you like your crime fighters melted, mutated and wearing a tutu, see this film and then see a professional.  He&#8217;s got a face only a blind, dogless girlfriend could love.  But not to worry; some of his bodily fluids aren&#8217;t completely acidic.<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6rLEIpP8His\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Utopia<\/strong> is back.  You&#8217;ve been warned.<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vI5h8yvHIJQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>If you&#8217;re feeling nostalgic about those awkward teen years when your friends were all self-centered jerks and they were the nicer people in the room, you&#8217;ll love this fond look back at hetero-pairing called <strong>Dating<\/strong> (1970).<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/93PKZi00BRA\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>From Skullard&#8217;s Postcard Collection<\/strong>:  Luka ponders.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/happyanniversary.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/happyanniversary.jpg\" alt=\"happyanniversary\" width=\"373\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3000\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/happyanniversary.jpg 373w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/happyanniversary-223x300.jpg 223w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 373px) 100vw, 373px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now you put down that bag of M&#038;Ms, listener. 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