{"id":3047,"date":"2014-08-30T14:43:43","date_gmt":"2014-08-30T14:43:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=3047"},"modified":"2014-08-30T14:43:43","modified_gmt":"2014-08-30T14:43:43","slug":"132-deeply-ashamed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=3047","title":{"rendered":"132 Deeply Ashamed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/3038704\/height\/325\/width\/325\/theme\/legacy\/direction\/no\/autoplay\/no\/autonext\/no\/thumbnail\/yes\/preload\/no\/no_addthis\/no\/\" height=\"325\" width=\"325\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/dealwithdevil.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/dealwithdevil.jpg\" alt=\"dealwithdevil\" width=\"807\" height=\"600\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3048\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/dealwithdevil.jpg 807w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/dealwithdevil-300x223.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/dealwithdevil-403x300.jpg 403w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 807px) 100vw, 807px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Okay, for the record, THIS is a cat:<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/charmmy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/charmmy-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"charmmy\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3052\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/charmmy-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/charmmy-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/charmmy.jpg 604w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>THIS is a catgirl:<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/3apples.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/3apples-300x264.jpg\" alt=\"3apples\" width=\"300\" height=\"264\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3053\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/3apples-300x264.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/3apples-340x300.jpg 340w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/3apples.jpg 604w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>And THIS is just fine with Skullard:<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/832f58ef58ecbc03858746d85e6c68e1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/832f58ef58ecbc03858746d85e6c68e1-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"832f58ef58ecbc03858746d85e6c68e1\" width=\"400\" height=\"600\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3054\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/832f58ef58ecbc03858746d85e6c68e1-200x300.jpg 200w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/832f58ef58ecbc03858746d85e6c68e1.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Lawyer:  &#8220;Your Honor, I&#8217;m afraid my client&#8217;s appearance might unduly influence the jury&#8217;s opinion of his guilt or innocence.&#8221;<br \/>\nJudge:  &#8220;I&#8217;ve got no fucking idea what you&#8217;re talking about.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Caius.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Caius.jpg\" alt=\"Caius\" width=\"634\" height=\"472\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3050\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Caius.jpg 634w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Caius-300x223.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Caius-402x300.jpg 402w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 634px) 100vw, 634px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Industrial safety is no laughing matter, but putting a Honkey-Tonk guitar soundtrack to crippling injuries is another matter entirely.  Watch sweaty men with varying degrees of facial hair nearly maim themselves in order to make a living in <strong>Shake Hands With Danger<\/strong>.<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/r28OK-Twqgs\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>From Skullard&#8217;s Postcard Collection<\/strong>:  &#8220;Hello Kitty is a girl just like you!&#8221;  Okay, then what the hell is this?<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/sparestraw.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/sparestraw.jpg\" alt=\"sparestraw\" width=\"330\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3049\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/sparestraw.jpg 330w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/sparestraw-198x300.jpg 198w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 330px) 100vw, 330px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, for the record, THIS is a cat: THIS is a catgirl: And THIS is just fine with Skullard: Lawyer: &#8220;Your Honor, I&#8217;m afraid my client&#8217;s appearance might unduly influence the jury&#8217;s opinion of his guilt or innocence.&#8221; Judge: &#8220;I&#8217;ve &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=3047\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,7,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-movies","category-odd-news","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3047"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3047\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3062,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3047\/revisions\/3062"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}