{"id":3116,"date":"2014-11-24T02:31:12","date_gmt":"2014-11-24T02:31:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=3116"},"modified":"2014-11-24T02:31:12","modified_gmt":"2014-11-24T02:31:12","slug":"137-pancakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=3116","title":{"rendered":"137 Pancakes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/3197934\/height\/325\/width\/325\/theme\/legacy\/direction\/no\/autoplay\/no\/autonext\/no\/thumbnail\/yes\/preload\/no\/no_addthis\/no\/\" height=\"325\" width=\"325\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/137-Pancakes.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/137-Pancakes.jpg\" alt=\"137 Pancakes\" width=\"803\" height=\"600\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3117\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/137-Pancakes.jpg 803w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/137-Pancakes-300x224.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/137-Pancakes-401x300.jpg 401w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 803px) 100vw, 803px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nWelcome to the return of What Could Go Wrong?, the podcast that needed nearly a month to recover from an invasion of old people.  It was said on the podcast and we&#8217;ll say it again here: Skullard&#8217;s parents are good, lovely people.  They&#8217;re just not a heaping bucket of fun.  They&#8217;re old.  You can&#8217;t expect a couple of aged ancestors to march at the front of the parade, leading the band.  If it sounds like we&#8217;re badmouthing these people, we&#8217;re not.  We&#8217;re just reporting the facts.  And besides, if you can&#8217;t complain about your parents, why did you bother having them?<\/p>\n<p><em>During the podcast, we mentioned that the IKEA breakfast was $2.99.  We have wronged that fine establishment.  The pre-fab furniture store cafeteria only charges 99 cents for its morning meal.  How&#8217;s that for value?  Now keep in mind that the chocolate cake is $3.29, so don&#8217;t take your selfish, spoiled children there if you&#8217;re trying to have a reasonably priced meal.  Where do they think they&#8217;re eating at anyway, Taco Bell?<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/99cents.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/99cents.jpg\" alt=\"99cents\" width=\"547\" height=\"410\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3121\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/99cents.jpg 547w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/99cents-300x224.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/99cents-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 547px) 100vw, 547px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>This is what any Swede should rightly expect from their 99 cent breakfast.  This is a proper Swedish pancake.  Anything less and your precious little furniture store will <strong>burn<\/strong>, assholes.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/swedishpanake.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/swedishpanake.jpg\" alt=\"swedishpanake\" width=\"551\" height=\"342\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3122\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/swedishpanake.jpg 551w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/swedishpanake-300x186.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/swedishpanake-483x300.jpg 483w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 551px) 100vw, 551px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<em><br \/>\n&#8220;You think you got me!?!  Just wait until I wrap my musky thighs around YOU, ya scaley bitch!&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/jon-voight-anaconda-1997-.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/jon-voight-anaconda-1997-.jpg\" alt=\"jon-voight-anaconda-1997-\" width=\"630\" height=\"280\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3123\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/jon-voight-anaconda-1997-.jpg 630w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/jon-voight-anaconda-1997--300x133.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/jon-voight-anaconda-1997--500x222.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 630px) 100vw, 630px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><br \/>\nThis is Fafnir, the crown jewel of the Science Museum of Minnesota.  She&#8217;s more than a hundred and fifty million years old and glorious, or in the words of Skullard&#8217;s Mom, &#8220;Meh.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/1031141146.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/1031141146.jpg\" alt=\"1031141146\" width=\"2240\" height=\"1344\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3119\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/1031141146.jpg 2240w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/1031141146-300x180.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/1031141146-1024x614.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/1031141146-500x300.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2240px) 100vw, 2240px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><br \/>\nCan you believe it?  Overworked housewives are thrilled over a fine selection of new ironing boards in <strong>Making A New Day Out Of Tuesday<\/strong> (1946).<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/H-Of8pZSOLQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<em><br \/>\n<strong>From Skullard&#8217;s Postcard Collection<\/strong>:  It could be worse, buddy.  You could be mashed up into Jon Voight&#8217;s crotch right now.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/miketsalickis.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/miketsalickis.jpg\" alt=\"miketsalickis\" width=\"316\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3118\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/miketsalickis.jpg 316w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/miketsalickis-189x300.jpg 189w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 316px) 100vw, 316px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to the return of What Could Go Wrong?, the podcast that needed nearly a month to recover from an invasion of old people. It was said on the podcast and we&#8217;ll say it again here: Skullard&#8217;s parents are good, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=3116\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3116"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3116\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3128,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3116\/revisions\/3128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}