{"id":3130,"date":"2014-12-06T23:28:44","date_gmt":"2014-12-06T23:28:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=3130"},"modified":"2014-12-06T23:28:44","modified_gmt":"2014-12-06T23:28:44","slug":"138-butterfly-pee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=3130","title":{"rendered":"138 Butterfly Pee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/3224183\/height\/325\/width\/325\/theme\/legacy\/direction\/no\/autoplay\/no\/autonext\/no\/thumbnail\/yes\/preload\/no\/no_addthis\/no\/\" height=\"325\" width=\"325\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/138-Butterfly-Pee.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/138-Butterfly-Pee.jpg\" alt=\"138 Butterfly Pee\" width=\"830\" height=\"590\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3131\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/138-Butterfly-Pee.jpg 830w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/138-Butterfly-Pee-300x213.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/138-Butterfly-Pee-422x300.jpg 422w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 830px) 100vw, 830px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nWe may not have a bathroom as spacious as Walmart&#8217;s, but it&#8217;s important to dream.  And by &#8220;dream&#8221; we mean sleep which we&#8217;re not getting enough of, so rather than sitting here typing clever shit that only you are going to read (and you KNOW who you are), we&#8217;re going to get on with our weekend.  So there!  And, uh, thanks for reading.<\/p>\n<p><em>Here&#8217;s a pretty friend who visited Luka for peace and protection.  Even in a maelstrom of screaming children, sometimes there are moments you can enjoy.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/prettyfriend.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/prettyfriend-1024x725.jpg\" alt=\"prettyfriend\" width=\"584\" height=\"413\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3132\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/prettyfriend-1024x725.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/prettyfriend-300x212.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/prettyfriend-423x300.jpg 423w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/prettyfriend.jpg 1344w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>The Killer Shrews<\/strong> (1959) sucks carpeted dog balls, but for a quick and painless way to hit the highlights, join the <strong>MST3K<\/strong> boys for this brief appreciation.<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QmG0YLaL7z8\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>Remember that great childhood game you knew as &#8220;Telephone&#8221;?  Well it&#8217;s called &#8220;Quotations&#8221;, dummy, and it&#8217;s time you started getting that shit right.  It&#8217;s important to get all your quotations right or you&#8217;ll never get the playground open on Saturday or you can&#8217;t play around with Mary on Saturday or Gary sat on the Merry-Go-Round all day or something to that effect.  Find out for your stupid self by watching <strong>Watch That Quotation<\/strong> (1949).<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/DsdxKvtX9io\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>From Skullard&#8217;s Postcard Collection<\/strong>:  This postcard from The Bali Bar could have been an exact picture of the Kokomo&#8217;s bar that Luka bought her girly drink.  Of course, it didn&#8217;t have an oily bartender like Lance Boyle here, but the d\u00e9cor was just the same.  &#8220;Jack BAUERRRRRRRRRR!&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/balibar.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/balibar.jpg\" alt=\"balibar\" width=\"500\" height=\"334\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3133\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/balibar.jpg 500w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/balibar-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/balibar-449x300.jpg 449w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We may not have a bathroom as spacious as Walmart&#8217;s, but it&#8217;s important to dream. 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