{"id":3148,"date":"2015-01-01T23:52:35","date_gmt":"2015-01-01T23:52:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=3148"},"modified":"2015-01-01T23:52:35","modified_gmt":"2015-01-01T23:52:35","slug":"140-im-gonna-spank-you-silly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=3148","title":{"rendered":"140 I&#8217;m Gonna Spank You Silly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/3271648\/height\/325\/width\/325\/theme\/legacy\/direction\/no\/autoplay\/no\/autonext\/no\/thumbnail\/yes\/preload\/no\/no_addthis\/no\/\" height=\"325\" width=\"325\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/140-Im-Gonna-Spank-You-Silly.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/140-Im-Gonna-Spank-You-Silly.jpg\" alt=\"140 I&#039;m Gonna Spank You Silly\" width=\"798\" height=\"600\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3151\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/140-Im-Gonna-Spank-You-Silly.jpg 798w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/140-Im-Gonna-Spank-You-Silly-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/140-Im-Gonna-Spank-You-Silly-399x300.jpg 399w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 798px) 100vw, 798px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>New Year&#8217;s greetings to you, gentle listeners.  Rather than comment on how awful 2014 was or make any questionable resolutions about how we won&#8217;t skip weeks of episodes in the year to come (ahem), let us hip you to the jive of our YouTube channel.  Luka&#8217;s been doing her HorrorSnark channel for some years now, building up a huge collection of the tacky, retro and bizarre.  Now she&#8217;s calling it &#8220;What Could Go Wrong?&#8221;, basing the name on some show or something . . . it&#8217;s an internet thing, we think.  Please do check it out (and subscribe) at the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCtrkM2dMMwjMkV86yV0YT2g\" target=\"_blank\">What Could Go Wrong? YouTube Channel<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><em>He should dress &#8216;im up all fancy in a matching suit and pants!  Aw, how roly-poly.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Intruders106_JackBaby.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Intruders106_JackBaby.jpg\" alt=\"Intruders106_JackBaby\" width=\"640\" height=\"228\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3158\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Intruders106_JackBaby.jpg 640w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Intruders106_JackBaby-300x106.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Intruders106_JackBaby-500x178.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Looks like a &#8220;Loser&#8221; to us.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/nog.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/nog.jpg\" alt=\"nog\" width=\"570\" height=\"411\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3156\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/nog.jpg 570w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/nog-300x216.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/nog-416x300.jpg 416w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 570px) 100vw, 570px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Hey Morton, pass the salt.&#8221;  Nothing shines up a brand new paint job like burying a car in road salt.  We suggest parking somewhere else in the future.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/salt1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/salt1.jpg\" alt=\"salt1\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3149\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/salt1.jpg 640w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/salt1-300x168.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/salt1-500x281.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/salt2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/salt2.jpg\" alt=\"salt2\" width=\"584\" height=\"438\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3150\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/salt2.jpg 600w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/salt2-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/salt2-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Just what every little girl wants for Christmas: Dil-Doh.  Seriously, no one at Hasbro said, &#8220;Wait a second . . .&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/dil-doh.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/dil-doh.jpg\" alt=\"dil-doh\" width=\"559\" height=\"349\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3154\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/dil-doh.jpg 559w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/dil-doh-300x187.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/dil-doh-480x300.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 559px) 100vw, 559px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>This is horrifying.  A child with a encephalopathic head tries to poison his dog with common household items.  Then, for some reason, it gets racist.  Watch this Precious Moments child try to kill his pet in <strong>Sniffy Escapes Poisoning<\/strong> (1967).<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BwaIKeEmUcs\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>From Skullard&#8217;s Postcard Collection<\/strong>: &#8220;I&#8217;m gonna play with my baby bongos, have fun every day with my baby bongos . . . a bird is on that basket, not a baby in a casket so it&#8217;s not another baby corpse.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/babybongoes.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/babybongoes.jpg\" alt=\"babybongoes\" width=\"326\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3153\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/babybongoes.jpg 326w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/babybongoes-195x300.jpg 195w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 326px) 100vw, 326px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New Year&#8217;s greetings to you, gentle listeners. Rather than comment on how awful 2014 was or make any questionable resolutions about how we won&#8217;t skip weeks of episodes in the year to come (ahem), let us hip you to the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=3148\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,466,7,1],"tags":[560,127,561,563,562,385,559,509],"class_list":["post-3148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-movies","category-holidays","category-odd-news","category-uncategorized","tag-baby-corpse","tag-christmas","tag-holidays-2","tag-parents","tag-piles","tag-skullard-sings","tag-sniffy-escapes-poisoning","tag-the-landlord-is-a-prick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3148"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3148\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3164,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3148\/revisions\/3164"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}