{"id":3253,"date":"2015-03-21T18:03:58","date_gmt":"2015-03-21T18:03:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=3253"},"modified":"2015-03-21T18:03:58","modified_gmt":"2015-03-21T18:03:58","slug":"147-desecration","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=3253","title":{"rendered":"147 Desecration"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/3439835\/height\/325\/width\/325\/theme\/legacy\/direction\/no\/autoplay\/no\/autonext\/no\/thumbnail\/yes\/preload\/no\/no_addthis\/no\/\" height=\"325\" width=\"325\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/147-Desecration.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/147-Desecration.jpg\" alt=\"147 Desecration\" width=\"815\" height=\"600\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3256\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/147-Desecration.jpg 815w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/147-Desecration-300x221.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/147-Desecration-408x300.jpg 408w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 815px) 100vw, 815px\" \/><\/a> Luka and Skullard have been sick with colds, insomnia, and various other horrifying maladies. But now we have come back to pod a cast again for your temporary amusement. This episode will answer several of your burning questions such as; how long does it take to clean up a pile of sticks? What will non-pregnant Luka name her non-existent baby? What do Justin Long&#8217;s Eyeballs taste like? Why is there a security camera hidden in that window? Does Panera Bread control our fate? What would license plate Jesus do? And so on!<\/p>\n<p>My little brother was hit by a car. AGAIN. What an idiot! Maybe throwing a bunch of dull statistics in his face will teach him a lesson about bicycle safety. Please enjoy the blatent tomfoolery of <strong>The Bicycle Clown<\/strong> (1958)!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/jeM5g9rRDg0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>The apocalypse is nigh! Isn&#8217;t it always? Anyway, admit your sins and fall to your knees, jackass!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/repent.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/repent.jpg\" alt=\"repent\" width=\"500\" height=\"329\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3254\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/repent.jpg 500w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/repent-300x197.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/repent-456x300.jpg 456w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Luka and Skullard have been sick with colds, insomnia, and various other horrifying maladies. But now we have come back to pod a cast again for your temporary amusement. 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