{"id":3262,"date":"2015-03-28T15:28:57","date_gmt":"2015-03-28T15:28:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=3262"},"modified":"2015-03-28T15:28:57","modified_gmt":"2015-03-28T15:28:57","slug":"148-angry-and-confused","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=3262","title":{"rendered":"148 Angry And Confused"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/3454016\/height\/325\/width\/325\/theme\/legacy\/direction\/no\/autoplay\/no\/autonext\/no\/thumbnail\/yes\/preload\/no\/no_addthis\/no\/\" height=\"325\" width=\"325\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/148-Angry-and-Confused.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/148-Angry-and-Confused.jpg\" alt=\"148 Angry and Confused\" width=\"903\" height=\"600\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3263\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/148-Angry-and-Confused.jpg 903w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/148-Angry-and-Confused-300x199.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/148-Angry-and-Confused-452x300.jpg 452w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 903px) 100vw, 903px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Luka coined the phrase &#8220;Angry and Confused in the Produce Section&#8221; and Skullard wrote the song.  We&#8217;ve seen this guy a hundred times if not a thousand.  But, should we wish to, there are many more songs to sing:<br \/>\n&#8220;Old and Oblivious and Blocking the Entrance&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Overflowing Cart in the Self Checkout Line&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Where Are My Children, I Don&#8217;t Care &#8211; I Don&#8217;t Care&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Hello, Old Friend &#8211; Let&#8217;s Block the Aisle and Chat&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;The Deli Sampler Shuffle&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;To Live Life So Free in Pajama Pants&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Where, Oh Where Has My Shopping Cart Gone&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;So Many Coupons It&#8217;s Hard Not To Buy&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Have You Smelled the Stock Boy&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Lady Check-Writer&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Double-Bagger Blues&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Wrangler Jack of the Shopping Cart Corral&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>At first glance, this film might seem like an endorsement of blind conformity or abdication of will to parental authority.  But it turns out that it&#8217;s a counting video.  If you tally up all the times Barbara says &#8220;Mother&#8221; the count comes in somewhere between The Bad Seed and Psycho.  Here&#8217;s a trick to play on your friends: tell them you have a new drinking game in which one team takes a shot every time someone says &#8220;Mother&#8221; and the other team downs one when the word &#8220;brown&#8221; is said.  That might seem like an awful waste of valuable booze, but it may well be the only enjoyable way to watch <strong>Barbara&#8217;s New Shoes<\/strong> (1955).<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CLmVmLBkYzA\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>From Skullard&#8217;s Postcard Collection<\/strong>:  This bug-eyed woman who looks to be doing her job at gunpoint is but one of the fine Telephone Secretaries available through Edgewood Exchange.  &#8220;We will answer your phone, day or night, seven days a week, and take messages in the manner to suit your individual needs.  An alert &#8211; courteous &#8211; efficient Telephone Secretary can be yours for only a few cents a day.&#8221;  No wonder this poor lady looks like she&#8217;s hopped up on crank, she&#8217;s up all night taking phone messages and getting paid shit for it.  And what&#8217;s worse, the calls are coming from <strong>inside the house!<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/illansweryourphone.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/illansweryourphone.jpg\" alt=\"illansweryourphone\" width=\"500\" height=\"317\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3265\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/illansweryourphone.jpg 500w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/illansweryourphone-300x190.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/illansweryourphone-473x300.jpg 473w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Luka coined the phrase &#8220;Angry and Confused in the Produce Section&#8221; and Skullard wrote the song. We&#8217;ve seen this guy a hundred times if not a thousand. 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