{"id":3271,"date":"2015-04-18T15:27:45","date_gmt":"2015-04-18T15:27:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=3271"},"modified":"2015-04-18T15:27:45","modified_gmt":"2015-04-18T15:27:45","slug":"148-5-cancer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=3271","title":{"rendered":"148.5 Cancer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/3500204\/height\/325\/width\/325\/theme\/legacy\/direction\/no\/autoplay\/no\/autonext\/no\/thumbnail\/yes\/preload\/no\/no_addthis\/no\/\" height=\"325\" width=\"325\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/1485-Cancer.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/1485-Cancer.jpg\" alt=\"1485 Cancer\" width=\"744\" height=\"650\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3272\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/1485-Cancer.jpg 744w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/1485-Cancer-300x262.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/1485-Cancer-343x300.jpg 343w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Where the hell have you been?  You&#8217;d better have a doctor&#8217;s note if you think you&#8217;re going just waltz back in here and . . . what, you do have a note?  Oh, well let&#8217;s take a look at that.  Is everything- <strong>oncologist<\/strong>!?!  What the . . . here, sit down.  Shit, um, wow.  You, uh . . . you went to a cancer doctor?  Geez, I mean, so does that mean . . . I mean, like, what did they say?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(PAUSE)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What?  It&#8217;s just a blood thing?  You fuckin&#8217; slacker, get your ass back out there and get to work!  Christ, fuckin&#8217; scaring me like that for no reason?  Mother fucker.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And thus, eight-year-old Tommy Lansing left the principal&#8217;s office and went back to class.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>From Skullard&#8217;s Postcard Collection<\/strong>: This might be the only guy I haven&#8217;t seen in the past few weeks.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/lovedoctor.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/lovedoctor.jpg\" alt=\"lovedoctor\" width=\"332\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3273\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/lovedoctor.jpg 332w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/lovedoctor-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 332px) 100vw, 332px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Where the hell have you been? 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