{"id":3306,"date":"2015-06-07T01:13:33","date_gmt":"2015-06-07T01:13:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=3306"},"modified":"2015-06-07T02:15:55","modified_gmt":"2015-06-07T02:15:55","slug":"ova-bloody-horrible-mess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=3306","title":{"rendered":"OVA Bloody Horrible Mess"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/3600523\/height\/325\/width\/325\/theme\/legacy\/direction\/no\/autoplay\/no\/autonext\/no\/thumbnail\/yes\/preload\/no\/no_addthis\/no\/\" height=\"325\" width=\"325\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/OVA-Bloody-Horrible-Mess.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/OVA-Bloody-Horrible-Mess.jpg\" alt=\"OVA Bloody Horrible Mess\" width=\"808\" height=\"600\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3309\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/OVA-Bloody-Horrible-Mess.jpg 808w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/OVA-Bloody-Horrible-Mess-300x223.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/OVA-Bloody-Horrible-Mess-404x300.jpg 404w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 808px) 100vw, 808px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Welcome back us.  Strap in, faithful friends, because this is a long one.  It&#8217;s been so long since we&#8217;d gotten our chat on, it was hard to reign ourselves in.  So sit back, have a listen, then go do some stuff, come back, get comfy again, listen some more, then go do something else, then come back again, kill some zombies, find a safe place, kill some more zombies, wash, rinse, repeat.<\/p>\n<p><em>All of Luka&#8217;s enemies eventually fall before her might.  Here is the nemesis carwash being brought down, after which Luka walked over to the cleared rubble and salted the earth.  Such is the fate of all who mess with the King of Gotham.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/carwashgone.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/carwashgone-1024x614.jpg\" alt=\"carwashgone\" width=\"584\" height=\"350\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3319\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/carwashgone-1024x614.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/carwashgone-300x180.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/carwashgone-500x300.jpg 500w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/carwashgone.jpg 1120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Ah, a classic public service announcement from the magic underwear people.  Who knew a retired operatic tenor lived in that brownstone?  When Skullard broke that window when he was a kid, he didn&#8217;t sing his confession to his parents &#8211; he just pointed to the puppet on his hand and said, &#8220;This guy has something he needs to confess.&#8221;<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LNaHUxi6H-U\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Finally, the big guy gets a little appreciation.  Godzilla (still pronounced &#8220;Gojira&#8221; by those silly folks who made him up) has received full citizenship by Japanese authorities and been named a cultural ambassador.  But, when you think about it, what else are you going to do?  Tell him &#8220;No&#8221;?<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/gojira-cert.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/gojira-cert-1024x512.jpg\" alt=\"gojira-cert\" width=\"584\" height=\"292\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3307\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/gojira-cert.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/gojira-cert-300x150.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/gojira-cert-500x250.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/gojira-papers.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/gojira-papers.jpg\" alt=\"gojira-papers\" width=\"584\" height=\"779\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3308\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/gojira-papers.jpg 600w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/gojira-papers-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Do you know Pingu?  If not, you&#8217;re about to meet his grandfather.  Way back in 1926 somebody sat down with some clay and went frame by frame to tell the tale of a bird spanking its kid for eating a whole fish.  Ah shit, SPOILER!  Oh well, there&#8217;s still enough surprises to enchant you in <strong>The Penwiper<\/strong>.<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XdWXFr2_1KQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>From Skullard&#8217;s Postcard Collection<\/strong>:  Wanna watch all them great (and suckie) shows that we talked about?  You&#8217;re gonna need a TV to do it, so why not get y&#8217;self one of them new-fangled Hi-Brite Imperial Television Consoles?  This magical media machine has a 23&#8243; screen plus Hi-Fi and automatic record changer all in a genuine wood cabinet the approximate size and weight as a crate full surface to air missles.  Available in either Eskimo or Tahitian design, so it&#8217;s guaranteed to match any d\u00e9cor with the lights off.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/hibriteimperial.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/hibriteimperial.jpg\" alt=\"hibriteimperial\" width=\"500\" height=\"314\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3311\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/hibriteimperial.jpg 500w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/hibriteimperial-300x188.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/hibriteimperial-478x300.jpg 478w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;LUKAAAAAA!!  LUUUUUU-KAAAAAAA!!  YOU&#8217;RE THE KING OF GOTHAM!!  I KNOW IT!!  <strong>LUUUUUU-KAAAAAAAAHHHH<\/strong>!!!&#8221;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/king-of-gotham.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/king-of-gotham.png\" alt=\"king-of-gotham\" width=\"933\" height=\"679\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3310\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/king-of-gotham.png 933w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/king-of-gotham-300x218.png 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/king-of-gotham-412x300.png 412w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 933px) 100vw, 933px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Say Luka . . . I know you&#8217;re busy being the King and all.  But I was hoping, maybe . . . a hand?&#8221;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/1238967491779951503.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/1238967491779951503.gif\" alt=\"1238967491779951503\" width=\"268\" height=\"313\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3315\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Him?  You&#8217;re gonna cut <strong>him<\/strong> loose?  C&#8217;mon, <strong>who&#8217;s<\/strong> your press agent here?  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