{"id":3326,"date":"2015-06-14T00:04:41","date_gmt":"2015-06-14T00:04:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=3326"},"modified":"2015-06-14T00:04:41","modified_gmt":"2015-06-14T00:04:41","slug":"151-all-dead-and-so-forth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=3326","title":{"rendered":"151 All Dead And So Forth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none\" src=\"\/\/html5-player.libsyn.com\/embed\/episode\/id\/3613526\/height\/325\/width\/325\/theme\/legacy\/direction\/no\/autoplay\/no\/autonext\/no\/thumbnail\/yes\/preload\/no\/no_addthis\/no\/\" height=\"325\" width=\"325\" scrolling=\"no\"  allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/151-All-Dead-and-So-Forth.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/151-All-Dead-and-So-Forth.jpg\" alt=\"151 All Dead and So Forth\" width=\"853\" height=\"600\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3327\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/151-All-Dead-and-So-Forth.jpg 853w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/151-All-Dead-and-So-Forth-300x211.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/151-All-Dead-and-So-Forth-427x300.jpg 427w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 853px) 100vw, 853px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Urban Legend<\/strong> (1998) is a fine film when judged in comparison to its unnecessary sequels.  Judged purely on its own merit, it&#8217;s hard to know whether to swallow or spit.  We heard that the neighbor of our best friend&#8217;s co-worker liked this movie a lot, so you know it&#8217;s true.  You could watch it and find out for yourself, but maybe in this case you should just believe the rumor and go on with your life.<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kFR5cQG1A-E\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>When we talked about the #HoldACokeWithYourBoobsChallenge you probably were hoping for a different picture than this one.  If you&#8217;re looking for something more female using secondary sex traits to hold a beverage, <a href=\"http:\/\/bcove.me\/66plexh5\" target=\"_blank\">you can always click here<\/a>. (NSFW)<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Boobs-298528.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Boobs-298528.jpg\" alt=\"Boobs-298528\" width=\"590\" height=\"585\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3329\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Boobs-298528.jpg 590w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Boobs-298528-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Boobs-298528-300x297.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Boobs-298528-303x300.jpg 303w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 590px) 100vw, 590px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Feel free to join our #HoldSomeLicoriceInYourButtChallenge that raises prostate cancer awareness.  Somehow.  Not really.  (By the way, that&#8217;s chocolate on those Red Vines.  Honest.)<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/chocolate-licorice.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/chocolate-licorice.jpg\" alt=\"chocolate-licorice\" width=\"500\" height=\"274\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/chocolate-licorice.jpg 500w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/chocolate-licorice-300x164.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Free advice: don&#8217;t sexually harass people.  It&#8217;s rude, plus it could just turn out to be someone like <strong>Leslie Smith<\/strong> who can and will give you the beat-down of a lifetime.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/leslie-smith-02.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/leslie-smith-02.jpg\" alt=\"leslie-smith-02\" width=\"652\" height=\"434\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3332\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/leslie-smith-02.jpg 652w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/leslie-smith-02-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/leslie-smith-02-451x300.jpg 451w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 652px) 100vw, 652px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Poor Paul&#8217;s afraid.  Fortunately, his parents are understanding and only point at him and laugh, chanting &#8220;Fraidy-Cat!  Fraidy-Cat!&#8221; every other Tuesday.  The rest of the time they simply beat him and resent his weakness.  Oh wait, that was Skullard&#8217;s folks.  Find out how Paul&#8217;s parents handle his irrational behavior in <strong>Fears of Children<\/strong> (1951).<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/p2w_JpIhzKY\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>From Skullard&#8217;s Postcard Collection<\/strong>:  &#8220;Gosh Howard, it sure was swell of you to take me out for a soda.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Are you kidding, Sally?  You&#8217;re my best gal.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You&#8217;ve got others?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Well, I guess that&#8217;s up to you, isn&#8217;t it Sal?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Okay, Big Fella, what is it this time?  You want me to dress like a scuba diver or something?  Patty said you were into that.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh no, Sally, nothing needing special equipment.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Well what then?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I want you to hold a Coke between your boobs.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I don&#8217;t know, Howard, that sounds cold.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Goosebumps are sexy.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;How dare you, Howard Abernathy!  I&#8217;m a 34 B-cup!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No no!  I didn&#8217;t mean, uh . . . that is to say, um, I wasn&#8217;t comparing . . .&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You want I should do it with a can or a bottle?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;How about that glass right there?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;What, polka-dots?  You&#8217;re into dots?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Actually freckles.  Tommy said you had nice ones.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Nice what?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Freckles!  God, I&#8217;m screwing all this up.  Look Sally, will you do this for me or not?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I can&#8217;t Howard.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Aw c&#8217;mon, why not?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m drinking a Sprite.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/polkadotsoda.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/polkadotsoda.jpg\" alt=\"polkadotsoda\" width=\"324\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3328\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/polkadotsoda.jpg 324w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/polkadotsoda-194x300.jpg 194w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 324px) 100vw, 324px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Urban Legend (1998) is a fine film when judged in comparison to its unnecessary sequels. 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