{"id":374,"date":"2011-10-03T07:57:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-03T07:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=374"},"modified":"2011-10-04T17:12:05","modified_gmt":"2011-10-04T17:12:05","slug":"016-im-afraid-i-cant-do-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=374","title":{"rendered":"016 I&#8217;m Afraid I Can&#8217;t Do That"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/player.wizzard.tv\/player\/o\/j\/x\/131762637611\/config\/k-f66fc0306886ccea\/uuid\/root\/height\/325\/width\/325\/episode\/k-858cea3514e9737d.m4v\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/016-Im-Afraid-I-Cant-Do-That.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/016-Im-Afraid-I-Cant-Do-That-300x223.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"016 I&#039;m Afraid I Can&#039;t Do That\" width=\"300\" height=\"223\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-386\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/016-Im-Afraid-I-Cant-Do-That-300x223.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/016-Im-Afraid-I-Cant-Do-That.jpg 806w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Hey Podcast Listeners!  In many ways, this week&#8217;s episode is a tribute to mankind&#8217;s ingenuity and inventiveness.  In a few ways, at least.  To be fair, there are a couple of ways we bring up enginuity.  One way?  Okay, in no way is this episode a tribute to anything.  You made me say it.  Happy?  It&#8217;s just a silly podcast, and that&#8217;s all it is.<\/p>\n<p>In the news segment, we have an update on the Arkansas Toe-Sucker case, so all of you out there with feet can rest easy tonight.  But don&#8217;t worry, there are still plenty of strange pervs out there washing their trucks in the nude and stripping the bras off women through <em>magic<\/em>.  Then we have the usual stories of dryer thefts and cat burglaries.  But we do actually have a few stories of inventiveness: explosive cremains, talking rubbish bins and a motorcycle that runs on human fecal matter.  Could we make this shit up?  If we could, we could fuel the Poopcycle.<\/p>\n<p><strong>I Drink Your Blood<\/strong> is the bad movie this week in Luka&#8217;s <em>Bad Movie Review<\/em>.  What can a little boy do when a gang of Satanist bikers rape his sister and beat up his grandfather?  Give those meanies some meat pies, that&#8217;s what.  But make sure the meat in the pies comes from a rabid dog.  So, once a gang of Satanist bikers become a <strong>rabid<\/strong> gang of Satanist bikers, only love, peace and fluffy kittens could ensue, right?  <em>What could go wrong?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>For the first time in a while, we bring back the <em>Anime Review <\/em>with no small bit of gushing over<strong> K-On!<\/strong>  This slice of life anime is one of the most successful in recent years, and if Luka and Skullard are to be believed, there&#8217;s good reason for that.  Find out why Luka named her own guitar <em>&#8220;Yui&#8221;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>No Random Encounter this week, unless you count Skullard&#8217;s battle with a new appliance.  Oh, the humanity.  Oh, the cursing.<\/p>\n<p><em>It&#8217;s <strong>K-On!<\/strong>  The amazingly cute friendship anime where Rock and Role Rebels help each other study for exams.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/kon.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/kon.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"kon\" width=\"500\" height=\"720\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-393\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/kon.jpg 500w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/kon-208x300.jpg 208w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Do you have what it takes to fuel the Poopcycle?<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tbike1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tbike1.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"tbike1\" width=\"420\" height=\"259\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-383\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tbike1.jpg 420w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tbike1-300x185.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tbike2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tbike2.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"tbike2\" width=\"420\" height=\"556\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-384\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tbike2.jpg 420w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tbike2-226x300.jpg 226w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tbike3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tbike3.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"tbike3\" width=\"420\" height=\"600\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-385\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tbike3.jpg 420w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tbike3-210x300.jpg 210w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Have you been trying to escape from your horrific and worthless life? Should you? Today&#8217;s bonus educational short; <strong>Facing Reality<\/strong> (1954) may or may not hold the answer!<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/AuAznBF1siU\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>I can see you&#8217;re really upset about this podcast. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. <\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/rubbishbin.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/rubbishbin.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"rubbishbin\" width=\"251\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-378\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey Podcast Listeners! In many ways, this week&#8217;s episode is a tribute to mankind&#8217;s ingenuity and inventiveness. In a few ways, at least. To be fair, there are a couple of ways we bring up enginuity. One way? Okay, in &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=374\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,7],"tags":[74,73,71,72,75],"class_list":["post-374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anime","category-bad-movies","category-odd-news","tag-dryers-on-strike","tag-facing-reality","tag-i-drink-your-blood","tag-k-on","tag-poopcycle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=374"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":396,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374\/revisions\/396"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}