{"id":763,"date":"2012-01-30T02:34:18","date_gmt":"2012-01-30T02:34:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=763"},"modified":"2012-01-30T02:34:18","modified_gmt":"2012-01-30T02:34:18","slug":"033-organisms-with-no-meaning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=763","title":{"rendered":"033 Organisms With No Meaning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/player.wizzard.tv\/player\/o\/j\/x\/132789078611\/config\/k-f66fc0306886ccea\/uuid\/root\/height\/325\/width\/325\/episode\/k-de1a5398ac44fea8.m4v\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/033-Organisms-With-No-Meaning.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/033-Organisms-With-No-Meaning-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"033 Organisms With No Meaning\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-771\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/033-Organisms-With-No-Meaning-300x224.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/033-Organisms-With-No-Meaning.jpg 802w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>In our <em>Imaginary Lives as Elves<\/em>, our characters have been exploring the Hunter&#8217;s Maze in the subterranean city of Ilmuria to find a lost weapon that will help us in the coming war against the serpentfolk.  As it turns out, the weapon is a cyclops general who&#8217;s been in temporal stasis for several millenia, but he&#8217;s ready to rejoin the ancient war against the snake people and help us stop them from bringing back their decapitated snake-god from the dead.  With this kinda thrilling bullshit to distract us from real life, what would be so much fun that we&#8217;d put the dice away for a few hours?  <strong>What Could Go Wrong?<\/strong> of course!  And damn it, we did have a ball doing the show this week.  It was worth putting an end to the killing . . . for now.<\/p>\n<p>Heroic old women and shitty bank robbers were in the news this week, but for all the amazing stories we had to share, we just couldn&#8217;t shut up about all the television we&#8217;ve been watching.  Now that&#8217;s news!  Been wondering if <strong>Alcatraz<\/strong> and <strong>Touch<\/strong> are worth a view?  Is it too late to get into <strong>Grimm<\/strong>, Luka&#8217;s favorite show?  We take on the mantle of TV reviewers with all the class and credibility that you&#8217;ve come to expect from us.  In other words, get ready for the hand-job jokes.<\/p>\n<p>In this week&#8217;s <em>Bad Movie Review<\/em>, Luka leads us through a meandering mish-mash of mattress mayhem with 1977&#8217;s <strong>Deathbed: The Bed That Eats<\/strong>.  This film is so bad that it simply must be intentional, but even that&#8217;s in question because even as it tries to mock itself, it can&#8217;t even do that well.  Still, Luka labels this mess as a <em>Lousy Intentionally Bad Movie<\/em>.  There are no sympathetic characters to cheer for, and the villain is bed for chrissakes.  The only continuity is provided by a ghost stuck in a painting who&#8217;s even more bored with the story than we are.  Still, the film got made, which is amazing in itself, and it also inspired Patton Oswalt to do a bit about it for his album <strong>Werewolves and Lollipops<\/strong>.  You don&#8217;t need to see the film to enjoy his treatment of it, which you can listen to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=01l1WIC9mBo\"><strong>here<\/strong><\/a> . . . until the link gets taken down, that is.<\/p>\n<p><em>Deathbed is hungry for people! And books! And wine! And apples! And fried chicken! And more people! Eat, Deathbed, eat!<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/h8Y0NmZwZZY\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Skullard is on about something or another again.  What is it this time, home-schooling?  Really?  That barrel sure is full of fish there, Skully . . . you think that shotgun is going to be enough?<\/p>\n<p><em>85 year old Dorothea Taylor is 97 pounds of Whup-Ass with a grain shovel.  Ask any moose.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/moosex-large.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/moosex-large.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"moosex-large\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-767\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/moosex-large.jpg 600w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/moosex-large-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>As embarrassing as this is, what&#8217;s really sad is that some parent is going to use this as a reason to home shcool their kid.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/24.1n006.shcoolsign.c-300x450.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/24.1n006.shcoolsign.c-300x450.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"24.1n006.shcoolsign.c--300x450\" width=\"300\" height=\"450\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-766\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/24.1n006.shcoolsign.c-300x450.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/24.1n006.shcoolsign.c-300x450-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Hidden in the mud of the river Thames for more than 2,000 years, this ancient Roman brothel token was turned over to the Museum of London . . . for a handjob.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/roman-coin-close_2099423b.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/roman-coin-close_2099423b.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"roman-coin-close_2099423b\" width=\"620\" height=\"388\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-765\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/roman-coin-close_2099423b.jpg 620w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/roman-coin-close_2099423b-300x187.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>From Skullard&#8217;s Postcard Collection<\/strong>:  Here it is, the One and Only Triple Cushion Mattress!  The bloody tears of a demon sold separately.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/triplecushionmattress.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/triplecushionmattress.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"triplecushionmattress\" width=\"500\" height=\"334\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-764\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/triplecushionmattress.jpg 500w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/triplecushionmattress-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Hey, everyone! Let&#8217;s all have fun by respecting others&#8217; property and obeying the rules! Thrill as a little boy learns basic chemistry skills! Will Herb find out about the broken test tube?! Please enjoy this week&#8217;s educational short, <strong>Let&#8217;s Play Fair <\/strong>(1949)!<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ind0IT0Ttvo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/CaptKangarooMr_Moose.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/CaptKangarooMr_Moose.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"CaptKangaroo&amp;Mr_Moose\" width=\"300\" height=\"223\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-774\" \/><\/a><em>This episode is dedicated in loving memory of Mr. Moose, children&#8217;s television star and ping-pong enthusiast.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In our Imaginary Lives as Elves, our characters have been exploring the Hunter&#8217;s Maze in the subterranean city of Ilmuria to find a lost weapon that will help us in the coming war against the serpentfolk. As it turns out, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=763\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5,7],"tags":[154,157,156,155],"class_list":["post-763","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-movies","category-entertainment","category-odd-news","tag-deathbed-the-bed-that-eats","tag-home-schooling","tag-lets-play-fair","tag-mr-moose"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/763","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=763"}],"version-history":[{"count":31,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/763\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":800,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/763\/revisions\/800"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}