{"id":950,"date":"2012-04-08T19:06:59","date_gmt":"2012-04-08T19:06:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=950"},"modified":"2012-04-08T19:06:59","modified_gmt":"2012-04-08T19:06:59","slug":"040-theres-wonder-everywhere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/?p=950","title":{"rendered":"040 There&#8217;s Wonder Everywhere"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/player.wizzard.tv\/player\/o\/j\/x\/133391165033\/config\/k-f66fc0306886ccea\/uuid\/root\/height\/325\/width\/325\/episode\/k-4a36a81b5c59ed64.m4v\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/040-Theres-Wonder-Everywhere.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/040-Theres-Wonder-Everywhere-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"040 There&#039;s Wonder Everywhere\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-955\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/040-Theres-Wonder-Everywhere-300x224.jpg 300w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/040-Theres-Wonder-Everywhere.jpg 803w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Our podcast went unexpectedly dead for a week, but here we are, resurrected.  And does anyone buy us lilys?  Are delightful, mythic forrest creatures hiding painted eggs for undeserving children in our honor?  <em>Hellz no<\/em>!  We&#8217;re amazed <strong>you<\/strong> noticed.  Hey, nobody&#8217;s asking for the retooling of ancient pagan holidays, but a little attention maybe?  Jesus come back from the dead and He gets contatas and a huge boost in church attendence.  What do we get?  Half-price &#8220;Day After Easter&#8221; candy, <strong>if<\/strong> we can beat the other cheepos to the Target.  Either life-after-death isn&#8217;t fair, or that Messiah guy has one hell of an agent.<\/p>\n<p>These last two weeks had so much earth-shaking news going on that we just had to ignore all of it.  Instead, as we recouperated by drinking various juice admixtures, we parked ourselves in front of the idiot box.  As it turns out, it was a pretty good time to have our eyes glued to the boob tube.  We let you know all that has ended, all that has begun and all that is continuing in our weekly television consumption.  We sure are able to watch a lot of TV for a household that doesn&#8217;t have cable.  Funny that.<\/p>\n<p>In 1976, Mick and Geri got together.  No, not Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall.  You&#8217;re thinking of 1977 and the proper spelling of &#8220;Jerry&#8221;.  The Mick we&#8217;re talking about is a nebbish with an antique hobby and our Geri is the town bicycle with a nebbish-fetish.  These two winners go back to Geri&#8217;s hometown to bump uglies which turns out to be a mistake because <em>the town&#8217;s earthworm population has been electrified!<\/em>  No, this doesn&#8217;t turn into an adult-video parody of &#8220;How To Eat Fried Worms&#8221;, because for some reason electricity empowers earthworms (the old <em>EEE<\/em> principal).  Super-wriggling worms are mass-attacking innocent hillbillies, leaving nothing behind but skeletons that can be sold to pawn shops for cash money.  Hooray!  And if <em>wormageddon<\/em> wasn&#8217;t enough to ruin the young lovers&#8217; date, Roger, who has a hankerin&#8217; for Geri&#8217;s various wormholes, just happens to own a worm farm with 100,000 worms!  Oooo-whee, it&#8217;s a muddy, slimey love triangle in the heart of inbred, redneck stereotype America!  How&#8217;s it going to turn out?  Well, you can either subject yourself to watching <strong>Squirm<\/strong>, or listen to <strong>Luka&#8217;s Bad Movie Review<\/strong> of this <em>Unintentionally Bad Awful Movie<\/em>.  Or you can go eat worms for all we care.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/KyTpkR2cwLo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>Here&#8217;s a police artist sketch of the Shirime, taken from an &#8220;eye-witness&#8221; account.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Buson_Nopperabo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Buson_Nopperabo.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Buson_Nopperabo\" width=\"772\" height=\"400\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-953\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Buson_Nopperabo.jpg 772w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Buson_Nopperabo-300x155.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 772px) 100vw, 772px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>The Snakehead fish (a.k.a. the fish from hell) is currently plaguing Maryland&#8217;s ecosystem.  The state is offering $200 gift cards to anyone who can kill one of these monsters that can survive up to four days on land and has teeth that can bite through a steel-toe boot.  One fisherman, who caught seven of them, said he had to finish them off with his gun.  And people are making horror movies about earthworms!?!<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/snakehead.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/snakehead.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"snakehead\" width=\"630\" height=\"474\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-952\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/snakehead.jpg 630w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/snakehead-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 630px) 100vw, 630px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>From Skullard&#8217;s Postcard Collection:<\/strong> maybe you fancy-pants yankees have some meager rabbit hiding your holiday eggs, but not &#8217;round these parts.  Around here, we got us the <strong>Easter Jackalope!<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/jackalope1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/jackalope1.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"jackalope1\" width=\"313\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-954\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/jackalope1.jpg 313w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/jackalope1-187x300.jpg 187w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 313px) 100vw, 313px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Hey, what are friends, anyway? Is it good to have friends? Can classmates be friends? Can a little girl be a friend? Can and old man be a friend? Can the little girl and the old man be friends, too? Wait, what? Please enjoy this week&#8217;s educational short; <strong>The Fun of Making Friends<\/strong> (1950)!<\/em><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/uVd9ekYnwV8\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p> <em>. . . and for some reason, Guam.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/guam.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/guam.gif\" alt=\"\" title=\"guam\" width=\"624\" height=\"400\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-951\" srcset=\"http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/guam.gif 624w, http:\/\/whatcouldgowrongpodcast.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/guam-300x192.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 624px) 100vw, 624px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our podcast went unexpectedly dead for a week, but here we are, resurrected. And does anyone buy us lilys? Are delightful, mythic forrest creatures hiding painted eggs for undeserving children in our honor? Hellz no! We&#8217;re amazed you noticed. 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