Luka’s sick, but Skullard soldiers on, although after this half-episode, you might wish he’d get shot. Here’s the show:

Something like this should be worth a pizza, right? No? Maybe a quick game of Donkey Kong at the pizza parlour? Maybe? Who farted?

Ooo, just look at her sitting there . . . yeah, you know she wants it. Mmmmmm, check out the cushions on her. What? It’s not a her? Well . . . call me bi-curious then.

Kevin MacLeod’s music goes with just about anything. Check this out!

In leiu of an educational short, here’s a public service anouncement about V.D. That’s something no one ever got from screwing a sofa! Silverfish, maybe, but never the clap.

From Skullard’s Postcard Collection: “Morristown World Championship Senior High School Band poses in the world’s largest chair made by The Berkline Coporation, world’s largest manufacturer of reclining chairs, Morristown, Tennessee.” Good thing this is in Tennessee. This baby would be considered BBW in Wisconsin.