Somewhere between the crush of the Holiday delivery rush and the quiet brutality of sleepless nights, we gots nuttin’ left. We want to give you our best, and you deserve better than the half-assed mumbling of tired people. And let’s face it, the news isn’t anything to laugh about right now. So let’s tell you about next week:

BIG CHRISTMAS EPISODE NEXT WEEK! With lot’s of added silliness for your Yuletide pleasure, we’re planning to give you something to listen to even more ridiculous than those fucking relatives you’re stuck making happy-talk with every year.

In the meantime . . . more wisdom from Fat Nyan!