Witches, super villains, serial killers, bullies for hire, Luka’s mother . . . my, but there are a lot of nasty people out there. Too bad not all of them are fictional. Yes, the world is full of horrible monsters, whether they’re sick, sadistic socialites, high-speed heroine addicts or chicks who pack too much ass into not enough skirt. Don’t they know it’s anti-bullying week? Maybe if they took even just one week off they could see how much easier life could be when they don’t have to go to all the bother of inflicting pain on the population. Think of how much that could free up their schedule. They could take up hobbies like badminton, harpsichordery, or potato stamp printing.

Yes, undertakers do wear top hats. And they do have down time.

Damned if isn’t great to have American Horror Story Coven to watch. Bates, Basset and Lang make either the most frightful flock of furies or a law firm you do NOT want to fuck with.

Madam Marie Delphine LaLaurie was one sick, horrendous bitch. The more you learn about her, the harder it is to believe she wasn’t strung up by her innards. In American Horror Story Coven, they’re going to bring her into the present day. What could possibly go wrong? We believe if she actually was alive today she’d probably find all new ways to express her sadism. Publishing e-books, for example.

Okay, Madchen Amick goes starkers through a fair bit of Witches of East End. Not bad for a lady in her 40’s, right? Past that, there’s nothing to see here folks.

Oh, Arrow! Now here’s a show you can sit back, snarf snacks, sneer, scoff and snark to your heart’s content. And yet somehow you’re always glad to see more.

Distracted driving? Yeah, we’ll guess that shooting up with heroine could be a bit more of a distraction than finding just the right jam on your iPod.

Okay nerds, here you go: Who Would Win? Graviton VS Magneto. They’re both very attractive men (*snicker*) with huge . . . power levels. Go to our Facebook Page and tell us who you think would come out on top in a head to head battle. Give reasons. Get nerdy. Luka will read what you have to offer on next week’s podcast.

What could be more hilarious than watching a little boy get run over by a car? Why, seeing him develop multiple personalities as a result. So, what’s wrong with playing in the street? Find out by watching this week’s educational short: Dick Wakes Up (1954).

From Skullard’s Postcard Collection: The Top Hat Diner, where high calories meets high society. Undertakers eat free.