102 The Best In Doorknobbery

102 The Best In Doorknobbery
Another Halloween is behind us with not a single Trick-or-Treater arriving at our doorstep. That means all the Cadbury Screme Eggs we’ve set aside (read “hoarded”) will just have to be consumed by the two of us, all by our lonesome. Damn. Perhaps if we can control ourselves, we’ll be able to make them last until the original Easter versions come out. Yeah, as if.

We shared a few eggs with Kitty. We’re not complete hogs. Besides, we have four times that many still in the cupboard.
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“Mommy, my tooth hurts.”
“Aw, that’s okay Becky. This gives us an excuse to use our Dentidrill. I just happen to have it out on the kitchen counter.”
“Drill time? Oh joy! Race you to the couch! La-la-la, la-la-la.”
Gawd in hebbin, please say this isn’t real.

Poor Jimmy can’t go on the picnic today with all his friends. Why? Because he’s a clueless, self-destructive twit who’s a danger to himself and anyone in a half-mile radius. “Common Sense Day” was invented with idiots like Jimmy in mind. Watch this kid barely thwart basic evolutionary principles in Why Take Chances (1952).

From Skullard’s Postcard Collection: The Kellogg Company of Battlecreek, Michigan can provide your medical or dental office with the finest in examination chairs and equipment. But why would you spend money with these jokers when all you need is a comfy couch and some pillows? Buncha cheap chislers (the Kellogg Company that is, not dentists).
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