We came back from our vacation with a trunk load of tales to tell, as if you cared. So much so that we had no time to include any news in our podcast, as if that mattered. But during a week in which there were the aftermaths of both major storm devastation and a presidential election, we figured you’d had enough news. Instead, we offer you full coverage of what happens when Skullard and Luka are freed of responsiblity and have a little money in their pocket. Let other podcasts delve into the arcane demographics of exit polls and Super PACs; only What Could Go Wrong? gives you the inside story of the Magical Princess at Hello Kitty’s birthday party.

Behold, the greatest hat Luka never bought: Trinket! If you have a spare $350 laying around, this could be the lid for you.

Passion Cake . . . the dessert that makes Luka, um, very happy.

Want to see the true depths of Republican Butthurt? Check out the White People Mourning Romney Tumblr.

Wait, who’s that at the door? It’s this week’s bad movie, The Screaming Skull (1958)! Noooo!!!! I eventually see it!

Isn’t it nice to be nice to people? And if we’re nice and treat people nicely, then they will be nice to us! Wouldn’t that be nice? Learn how with this week’s nice educational short; The Fun of Being Thoughtful (1950)!

From Skullard’s Postcard Collection: After all our talk about the Mall of America and the election, I thought this postcard combined both elements perfectly.

Bonus Postcard! So, 2016? Too soon?