This week we talk sports, which is something we rarely do. Possibly because we can’t even agree on what a “sport” is. Luka holds that a sport is athletic competition, while Skullard thinks a sport needs an objective scoring system. Usually this isn’t a problem, but bring up figure skating and all of a sudden the gloves come off (hockey reference). Fortunately, we’re able to come back together and agree that incestuous hillbillies shouldn’t eat the flesh of albino alligator victims. We also concur that it’s not a good idea to let your antiques animate and roam the countryside looking for innocent bystanders to lick.
The Pope says, “Give peace a chance.” The predators say, “Sure, I’ll take a piece of that.”
What is a Marmot? It’s a blood-thirsty killer that will rip your neck open with it’s nasty fangs! It’s got a CR of 9 and 87 hit points. It’s also adora-balls.
Animated Umbrella Monster says: “Clean out those closets and recycle, kids!”
The Duke of Wrong, the Man Himself – Myk Lewis has a new comedy site along with his old pal and co-conspirator Steve Cox. Check out all they have to offer from the depths of Al Capone’s Vault! (It wasn’t as empty as you were told.)
Nell sez that your secretarial pool has turned into a gaggle of gossiping geese, and she would know. In fact, I heard Sally say she overheard the boss telling the Pittsburg office over the phone that gossip had become a real problem around here. How can you stop gossip in the workplace? Fire all those mouthy broads, that’s how. But hear it all for yourself from The Grapevine (1953).
From Skullard’s Postcard Collection: Grandma, can you teach me to make a pie?
Sure Becky! First we skin your Uncle Teddy who never calls his mother and use his ungrateful hide for the crust.
Mmmm, Uncle Pie!
