Now you put down that bag of M&Ms, listener. No need for more than one. You’ve already had your pizza and cupcakes and you’re going to need to save a little room for after the podcast when we have cake. And pie. And a special ring-toss game using doughnuts and pixie sticks. You should probably take a moment to cleanse your pallet with a nice 64 oz. soda or a root beer float. And if you start feeling a little queasy at any time, I’ve brought a bottle of Hershey’s Syrup. It coats, soothes and relieves.

Spoonerism Day is coming up this week, and Dullard skid a jousey lob explaining to Spooka what a lunerism is. It’s the weginning of birds sweating gitched around when seeing billy. But rather than having it explained by us, here’s a click quaster mass on the topic from Two Ronnies.

The Toxic Avenger (1984) was the most successful TROMA film by far which isn’t as impressive as it sounds and it didn’t even sound that impressive to begin with. If you like your crime fighters melted, mutated and wearing a tutu, see this film and then see a professional. He’s got a face only a blind, dogless girlfriend could love. But not to worry; some of his bodily fluids aren’t completely acidic.

Utopia is back. You’ve been warned.

If you’re feeling nostalgic about those awkward teen years when your friends were all self-centered jerks and they were the nicer people in the room, you’ll love this fond look back at hetero-pairing called Dating (1970).

From Skullard’s Postcard Collection: Luka ponders.