Watch yourself, because Luka is full of rage this week. This week’s news is so full of losers that she must berate them for the low-life scum that they are. Then she reviews Darkness Falls, a film so gawd-awful bad as to make her suggest doing optical damage to yourself rather than put yourself through watching it. Oh yeah, it’s that bad. As if that wasn’t enough, for no good reason we came up with a string of lies that children often get told and tragically believe. Just a fair warning, boys and girls: some illusions will be shattered.

Not all is wrath and fury, though. Skullard turns the tables on Luka, subjecting her to his own version of the Anime Lyrics Game. Will he have his revenge? And in a wonderfully pleasant surprise, Luka gets “naughty” for all to hear. Our explicit rating is well-earned this week. In all, this episode is a heaping helping of bad words, worse accents, and good intentions gone terribly wrong. What could go wrong? Listen, find out, and enjoy!

Don’t you think it’s past time we had a tooth’s point of view? Here’s this week’s educational short: