This week Skullard and Luka discuss the truly important things in life: cake, ice cream, ovens and eyeballs. KILLER eyeballs. Killer eyeballs from the 8th dimension. In the 8th dimension it’s okay to put ice cream on everything. But we’re living in the 3rd or the 4th dimension or something and it’s not okay here. It’s disgusting. Ice cream goes in bowls and cake goes on plates. One gets eaten with a spoon and the other with a fork. Never shall they meet!

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From Skullard’s Postcard Collection: Does this look like sauce to you? Does it? Okay, the one in the middle has some kind of fruity sauce ON it, but you don’t put sauce on sauce do you? I mean, that kinda proves my point. And who puts sauce in a cone? That would be more like a crepe, wouldn’t it? People don’t put ice cream in crepes, do they? Please tell me they don’t. Aw shit, they do? Fuck! Like I needed something else to worry about. Ice cream and pancakes? Fuck me!