Vacation, such as it was, is over, and it’s time for Skullard to put his nose back to the grindstone until it’s ground down to just so much meat, leaving a shredded, bloody hole in the middle of his newly ravaged face. Some jobs are like that. But rather than dwell on the failure of his life choices, we spend our last day of freedom celebrating what we’ve done right, which is “What Could Go Wrong?”.
Remember back when this was a podcast about Anime and Bad Movies and we only used the news to warm up the ol’ talking muscles? Holy Poo-Fuzz! The news keeps creeping, slowly taking over more and more of the show. If only it wasn’t so easy to find stories of things going wrong and people being . . . themselves. PETA is putting out porn while chihuahuas are being dragged from cars. One drunk gets arrested multiple times in one night while another gets his DUI on a tractor. Check your doors and windows, because if it isn’t a burglar in your house, frying bacon or leaving uncooked chicken in your heating ducts, it could be a family of skunks that have decided to house-sit. Learn about all the wonderful food festivals going on in a town near you, then check your back yard for jars full of fingers. And finally, which would you choose: a year in jail or a year in church? Think very, very carefully.
This week’s Bad Movie Review is 2010’s surrealistic meta-fest Rubber(2010), where a used tire goes on a killing spree. You read that right. It’s a movie about a used tire on a killing spree. Not the kind of movie you want to watch alone. Luckily, the movie itself provides you a bunch of jerks to watch the movie along with you. Thoughtful, huh? This is a pretty Lousey Intentionally Bad Movie that makes fun of itself even as it’s making fun of you for watching it. Why? No reason.
Finally we get our chuckles on with a couple of Anime Lyrics, not compiled in a guessing game, but just read staight out for you to appreciate in all their nonsense.
What’s a website for if you can’t post pictures of some cute animals being cute. We talked about baby squirrels; here’s your freekin’ baby squirrels!
Had enough? No you haven’t.
How dare you not appreciate the wonder of springs! You shall be harshly punished, fool! Please enjoy this week’s bonus, educational short; A Case Of Spring Fever (1940)!
Hey Skullard,
I don’t know if it was the vacation or what, but you really came across as “Being in your element” on this last ‘Cast. You were relaxed and funny. 15 episodes already, that over a quarter of a years worth! The list of pets as food at the end cracked me up. I will have to give Rubber the scan on Netflix. Luka you are the hardest working woman in show buisness. Podcasting and getting the chores done! Keep up the Great and Funny!
Spring Fever was funny! Coily is a Bastard, but I prefer him to the preachy freak that the main character becomes after he “Gets Religion” regarding coils and their miriad uses.