Please shut your mouth and open your ears for this week’s podcast. You will be informed of strange news stories, bombarded with endless cat puns, treated to musical outros and told a true tale of a crazy cat lady. Sit back, fry up your plate of roadkill, turn on your pizza tracker, and enjoy What Could Go Wrong!
Hey buddy! We can see you over here! You know we can see you? Hey! Yo, buddy!
Huzzah! If we all do the chores together, we can all have fun together when we’re done! Is there anything more wonderful than Your Family (1948)?
From Skullard’s Postcard Collection: This cat is so beautiful. So sweet, and loving and beautiful. We’re never going to see him again, and it’s just breaking our hearts. We started this podcast just for him, and now he’s gone. Gone forever.
Vacation, such as it was, is over, and it’s time for Skullard to put his nose back to the grindstone until it’s ground down to just so much meat, leaving a shredded, bloody hole in the middle of his newly ravaged face. Some jobs are like that. But rather than dwell on the failure of his life choices, we spend our last day of freedom celebrating what we’ve done right, which is “What Could Go Wrong?”.
Remember back when this was a podcast about Anime and Bad Movies and we only used the news to warm up the ol’ talking muscles? Holy Poo-Fuzz! The news keeps creeping, slowly taking over more and more of the show. If only it wasn’t so easy to find stories of things going wrong and people being . . . themselves. PETA is putting out porn while chihuahuas are being dragged from cars. One drunk gets arrested multiple times in one night while another gets his DUI on a tractor. Check your doors and windows, because if it isn’t a burglar in your house, frying bacon or leaving uncooked chicken in your heating ducts, it could be a family of skunks that have decided to house-sit. Learn about all the wonderful food festivals going on in a town near you, then check your back yard for jars full of fingers. And finally, which would you choose: a year in jail or a year in church? Think very, very carefully.
This week’s Bad Movie Review is 2010’s surrealistic meta-fest Rubber(2010), where a used tire goes on a killing spree. You read that right. It’s a movie about a used tire on a killing spree. Not the kind of movie you want to watch alone. Luckily, the movie itself provides you a bunch of jerks to watch the movie along with you. Thoughtful, huh? This is a pretty Lousey Intentionally Bad Movie that makes fun of itself even as it’s making fun of you for watching it. Why? No reason.
Finally we get our chuckles on with a couple of Anime Lyrics, not compiled in a guessing game, but just read staight out for you to appreciate in all their nonsense.
What’s a website for if you can’t post pictures of some cute animals being cute. We talked about baby squirrels; here’s your freekin’ baby squirrels!
Had enough? No you haven’t.
How dare you not appreciate the wonder of springs! You shall be harshly punished, fool! Please enjoy this week’s bonus, educational short; A Case Of Spring Fever (1940)!
Please shut your mouth and open your ears for this week’s podcast. You will be informed of strange news stories, bombarded with endless cat puns, treated to musical outros and told a true tale of a crazy cat lady. Sit back, fry up your plate of roadkill, turn on your pizza tracker, and enjoy What Could Go Wrong!
