Let’s see . . . groceries, laundry, roleplaying . . . what are we forgeting? PODCAST! If you’ve ever suffered from a cold to the extent that you use your affliction as an excuse for sub-standard performance, boy do we have an episode you. The both of us are sick as dogs, one being an adorable little lap dog you want to pet, the other being a mangey mutt with toilet water breath. Sure, we could have used ill health as an excuse to drop the podcast altogether for a week, but how much more fun is it to forge ahead with a “fuck it” attitude and blame any shortcomings on a cold-addled head? The way we see it, being sick is license to be even more relaxed with a podcast that raised the concept of relaxed standards to new heights. So come along with us, beloved listeners. Stick us in your ears, and we promise only our silliness will be infectious.

Hey Barney! What’s up with Albuquerque this week, huh? Fake cops, severed goat heads and the yogurt/semen guy have really put your town on the map this week. We won’t lump that Facebook idiot from Carlsbad in with you, but all things considered, the Land of Enchantment seems like a frightening place. But at least in New Mexico you won’t have a turkey dropping on you from a low-flying plane. Hey Yellville, Arkansas . . . GO FUCK YOURSELVES! Don’t worry, though, because we’re calling out California for a couple of their stellar citizens as well. We never have a shortage of stories about criminals being assholes, and stupid assholes at that.

This week’s Bad Movie Review is the best way to experience the 1964 suck-fest that was re-marketed as I Eat Your Skin. It’s a zombie movie with more dancing than violence and more sexism than dancing. And there’s no skin eating. Sure, a couple of people suck each other’s faces, but no actual chewing came into play. Maybe if it had, there could have been a story there. What was the point of even making this film? I don’t know . . .

This week’s Random Encounter came from a rare cleaning event right here in the appartment, which is amazing enough! Luka shares with you some of the grilling she experienced at the hands of the Department of Homeland Security. Does this crack agency and its questionaires make you feel safer? Check either “Yes” or “No”.

Who is that? What’s that noise? What the fuck is going on around here? Is this a montage from I Eat Your Skin or isn’t it? I DON’T KNOW!

What would society be like if there were no rules? Would it be fun, or would be all perish in flames? Find out in this week’s bonus educational short; A Holiday From Rules (1959)!