It’s episode 14, and the “What Could Go Wrong?” podcast personalities are on vacation. Vacation from work, that is. This podcast is not considered work. It’s play. Besides, we’re flat-assed broke, so since we’re just going to be sitting around the house anyway, why not make a podcast? What else are we gonna do, indulge in our imaginary life as elves? Well, yeah, we’ve been doing that too. Anything to avoid chores. Maybe later we’ll do something two-player on the PlayStation. Then after that, we’ll play a video game. Ha! See what I did there? Praise me!

This week’s news saw the cause of justice advanced by the arrest of two, count ’em, two animated characters getting arrested. Also, it is now safe again to deliver pizzas in Rhode Island, much to your obvious relief. And, should you lose your Hot Dog Man, rest assured the authorities will reunite you with your wayward sausage dude. Not all is roses and red peppers, though. Assholes abound in our fair nation, some in the form of faux cancer con-artists, others who consider Weekend At Bernie’s to not be an 80’s comedy but a valid option for a night out on the town. Special attention is given to the whiney fat-ass who wants special attention from White Castle Burgers because his fat ass is too fat to fit in between the table and the seat (Waaaaaaah!). Oh, and don’t forget that there’s a toe-sucker on the loose. It’s almost enough to drive an orangutan to smoke.

Luka’s Bad Movie Review covers 1985’s The Stuff, but all she really needed to cover was the first three minutes of this stinker. Just recalling it gets Skullard laughing so hard his gut started to hurt, which is getting off easy when dealing with the Stuff. This is one Lousey Intentionally Bad Movie, that really deserves a remake. We call dibs, Hollywood. Start holding your breath.

And the Anime Lyrics Game returns with a truly surprising result. Find out what “I am eating sticky things without shameful feelings” means. You may be surprised or not.

Thanks so much for tuning in to our podcast, Dear Listener. We love the fact that you give even half of a rat’s posterior, which is just enough, according to the best science available, to put us in your ears. We love it in there. We’re the voices in your head that you don’t have to obey. All we ask, is that you enjoy . . . and maybe use a q-tip every so often.

Although Gumby’s reign of terror has ended, SpongeBob has taken to street-fighting;

But no not despair, because pumpkins are plentiful. Apparently they grow on trees now;

Are you not eating enough oatmeal and bacon for breakfast? Are you substituting crappy cookies for a good bowl of soup? You shall be punished with a stomach ache! Please improve your health by obeying this week’s educational short; Good Eating Habits (1951).