Happy Toilet Paper Day everyone! It’s an appropriate holiday, seeing as so much of our news this week dealt with either bathroom hyjinks or assholes. Or bull semen. Regardless, much of the news this week requires keeping sanitary tissues of some sort on hand. We’re sorry.

This week’s Bad Movie Review dives into the depths of Deep Blue Sea (1999), a movie so fine that L. L. Cool J outshines the rest of the cast. “Let’s make these sharks hyper-intellegent! What could go wrong?” Brilliant concept, to say the least.

The anime discussion gives a little lesson on dating sims, romance anime and how they all link back to those old Choose Your Own Adventure books. We talk about Rumbling Hearts and explore some of the options that may have made it a more interesting, though troubling show.

And because Skullard is a masochist, the Anime Lyrics Game returns to punish him. Do not pity the man. He asks for it.

Rumbling Hearts (2 stars) – Fer Christ’s sake, ya wanna cry a bit more?

Do you think you’re normal? Do you think you’re popular? Think again. As it turns out, your friends may very well see you as some sort of hideous clown! Learn your motherfucking lesson with this week’s educational short If Mirrors Could Speak (1976):