Category Archives: entertainment

006 It’s Better To Shoot A Nun

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Watch yourself, because Luka is full of rage this week. This week’s news is so full of losers that she must berate them for the low-life scum that they are. Then she reviews Darkness Falls, a film so gawd-awful bad as to make her suggest doing optical damage to yourself rather than put yourself through watching it. Oh yeah, it’s that bad. As if that wasn’t enough, for no good reason we came up with a string of lies that children often get told and tragically believe. Just a fair warning, boys and girls: some illusions will be shattered.

Not all is wrath and fury, though. Skullard turns the tables on Luka, subjecting her to his own version of the Anime Lyrics Game. Will he have his revenge? And in a wonderfully pleasant surprise, Luka gets “naughty” for all to hear. Our explicit rating is well-earned this week. In all, this episode is a heaping helping of bad words, worse accents, and good intentions gone terribly wrong. What could go wrong? Listen, find out, and enjoy!

Don’t you think it’s past time we had a tooth’s point of view? Here’s this week’s educational short:

004 Up On Top of the World

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Just in time for July 4th, we give you a podcast to help you declare your independance by putting on headphones and not talking to anyone for an hour. Lots of stupid news this week, much of which comes from Ohio. Not sure if that deserves some kind of award or extra supervision. Luka reviews House (1986), a horror comedy that combines The Greatest American Hero, Cheers, the Vietnam war, extradimensional portals and your ex-wife. She also shows off her secret talent (prepare yourself). We play the Anime Lyric Game again in our Random Encounter, and then we talk Kimi ni Todoke, an angst-ridden romance anime that gets high praise. Also, Skullard has a few choice words to say about Chrome Shelled Regios. It’s a full hour plus of American pride and Canadian meh. Enjoy!

Kimi ni Todoke (5 Stars from Luka and Skullard)

001 How To Boil An Egg

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What’s going on in our premier episode? Crows are attacking policemen. The British are feeding their dinner guests spoiled food off the floor. Granny takes a post-mortem field trip. Various forms of animal crap are examined and explained. Skullard gives his recipe for his personal “Breakfast of Champions”. Plus, we talk about how we categorize bad movies and have a Random Encounter. All in all, a first effort worthy of our show’s title. Please enjoy!