Cows are on the lam and Robo-horses are sent to capture them. Spiders stow away on a train stopped by a kitten when geese sound the alarm. None of this happened, but all of this happened (kinda) in this week’s news. One man is convicted by his fecal output while another is fired for washing in his own urine, so we have our scatalogical references covered. And, of course, someone thought dead is very much alive and a child drives a car. How could we do an episode without those?

This week’s Bad Movie Review covers 2002’s gross-out fest Cabin Fever. Nasty, nasty, nasty! If you don’t have anything nice to say, you’re looking at a pretty short review for this piece of garbage. Luckily for us, we’re not obliged to be nice.

The Random Encounter is back with an impromtu double-shot of awesome words and a movie title game. And a trip back from the grocery store delivers a surprising number of observations from Luka. (Spoiler Alert: the number is 3.)

So that’s our mean ol’ naughty number nine. With this episode we say a tearful fairwell to single digits. It’ll be a long time before we graduate to triple digits, of course, but don’t put it past us. We’re ambitious little flibbertigibbets.

Yvonne the Cow continues her desperado lifestyle – “Cloe, I’m going dark!”

This is not the California Raisins with jaundice. This is a marriage proposal. Show some respect.

Have you contracted a horrible flesh-eating virus? Are you peeing on your hands and face for cosmetic reasons? Have you gone completely mad and envisioned giant bars of soap giving you a lecture in the middle of the night? If you have answered yes to any of these questions, please observe thing week’s educational short, Soapy the Germ Fighter (1951)!