This is What Could Go Wrong?‘s tenth episode, and we couldn’t be more proud. We now have an episode for each Commandment, and there’s a better than good chance that we may have broken each of them, not that we’re keeping track. Thanks for listening and encouraging us this far, and we hope you’ll stick with us until we make the jump from two digits to three . . . and beyond maybe?

If you like your women on the edge, the news this week will supply your needs in abundance. They’re robbing banks. They’re attacking hobos. They’re smashing their cars into random buildings. We even have a story about one woman who leaves her helpless welp on the street to fend for himself . . . for ten minutes. But don’t you think we’re picking on the ladies, because we have praise a’plenty for photographer Jen McKen (Check out her website and blog here) who is our hero of the week! In all seriousness, anyone who takes a stand against bullies in her community is all aces in our book. Give her some love on her website or Facebook, and if you live in her area, give her your business. Support your local artistic hero.

This week’s Bad Movie Review is the 1972 man vs. nature classic Frogs. Find out why Luka rates this as one of the Great Unintentionally Bad Movies out there for your enjoyment. Also, find out which curse Skullard is most like to use when he slips into his “old man” voice.

Our Anime Review returns with the best anime we could ever recommend: Naoki Urasawa’s Monster. No kiddin’, anime doesn’t get any better than this. If you thought all anime was about chicks with guns and giant robots, you’ve no idea what the medium is capable of. It’s all just sitting there on Netflix, waiting patiently to rock your world.

And just for the giggles, we vent a little about them twazy Vampires and some of the losers who think they really are undead bloodsuckers. We shatter the myth of causal relationships between media and criminal behavior with a simple equasion: a dick is a dick is a dick.

Please share this silly ol’ show with your friends, and if you can, give us a nice iTunes review. We promise to say nice things about you in return. Go ahead. What could go wrong?

Monster (5 stars) Mix The Fugitive with Silence of the Lambs and you’ll start to get an idea of this amazing story.

Some interesting things happen when you translate Japanese into Chinese and then into English. Strange things . . .

One member of the Hello Kitty Army takes issue with our whole Vampire discussion.

Two spine-tingling clips from the movie Frogs! First of all, lizards kill an arrogant rich guy using a greenhouse and their knowledge of chemistry:

And then, a dumb old lady goes hunting for butterflies and ends up enraging every damn creature in the whole stupid forest:

Finally, did you realize that your tardiness and filthiness could somehow interfere with your social life? Apparantly it can! Your choices are to either weep in vain, or learn from this weeks educational short; Habit Patterns(1954).